Hufflefuck

When your girlfriend takes the sorting hat quiz, gets hufflepuff, and you fuck her.

Ima Ravenclaw but ima hufflefuck the shit outta you!

by mankid6 March 29, 2021

Hufflefuck

What you call a terrible harry potter fan.

“You hufflefucks better stop being jerks or so help me god”

by DragonHeart6641 May 3, 2025

humblefucking

When someone chooses to fuck someone from a lower class in an attempt to prove they are not an elitist jerk.

The fact that someone would even think of engaging in humblefucking is classist in itself!

by Dr Bunnygirl May 4, 2021

Gufflefuck

Noun - A situation so completely screwed up that it can't be fixed.

Verb - To fuck something so hard, it shits baby giraffes.

Trying to drug your mom and have crazy amounts of sex with her has turned into quite the gufflefuck.


I'm going to gufflefuck that black kid, and his anus will weep with giraffes.

by Dracula Bugtits April 19, 2009

Hugglefuck

When your brain can't decide whether you want to hug / snuggle / fuck - so you attempt all of them at the same time. Usually caused by a combination of loved-up affection and raw lust

Sara stayed over last night and we hugglefuck'd for hours - I'm so happy, and exhausted!

by HeyTrout March 15, 2017

hufflefucked

When you get screwed over for being too nice, like a HufflePuff in the Harry Potter series.

I got hufflefucked again when I volunteered to help and I was the only one left when it was time to clean up.

by DJJazzySuz March 2, 2018

Shufflefucked

When your Ipod Shuffle selects a block of music that you just don't want to listen to.

Sukhdeep really wanted a variety of heavy metal and hip-hop to get him pumped at the Gym. Instead he got shufflefucked with Bollywood show tunes.

by Ben of Earth February 24, 2011