Hugglefuck 

When your brain can't decide whether you want to hug / snuggle / fuck - so you attempt all of them at the same time. Usually caused by a combination of loved-up affection and raw lust

Sara stayed over last night and we hugglefuck'd for hours - I'm so happy, and exhausted!

Hugglefuck by HeyTrout March 15, 2017

hugglefuck 

A kinder, more gentler version of a tacklefuck.

/me hugglefucks bliggy!!!!11one

hugglefuck by elfpower October 7, 2004

humblefucking 

When someone chooses to fuck someone from a lower class in an attempt to prove they are not an elitist jerk.

The fact that someone would even think of engaging in humblefucking is classist in itself!

humblefucking by Dr Bunnygirl May 4, 2021

hugefuckinghypocrite 

A huge fucking hypocrite. Someone who says one thing, but does and/or believes another.

Hypocrite: I love your shirt!
Shirt Person: Thank you!

(Later On)
Hypocrite: Shirt person has suck an ugly shirt.
Shirt Hater: I told them that to their face, but you said you loved their shirt. You're a hugefuckinghypocrite.

hugefuckinghypocrite by notahugefuckinghypocrite August 17, 2014

Mugglefucker 

What Malfoy shouts at the good guys at the end of "adult" version of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows.

Draco caught sight of Harry, Ron, Hermione and Ginny staring at him, nodded curtly and shouted "what yo' mudblood asses doin' starin' at me mugglefuckers!"

Mugglefucker by dyamantese July 17, 2009

hufflefucked

When you get screwed over for being too nice, like a HufflePuff in the Harry Potter series.

I got hufflefucked again when I volunteered to help and I was the only one left when it was time to clean up.

hufflefucked by DJJazzySuz March 2, 2018

hagglefuck 

A hagglefuck is somebody so horrendous, that if anybody has sex with him/her, their status is almost irrevocably lowered among their peers.

Whereas some people will "go fishing" at parties in order to get laid, the hagglefuck casts a wide net in order to get somebody to fill that gap in their life. Anybody will do, but usually the hagglefuck will attempt to snare the drunkest of the lot.

The one way to reverse this lowering of status is to quest for the silver condom.

The person who has sex with the hagglefuck is thereafter referred to as the junkyard warden.

Any girl/guy who rates beneath a 2.5.

"The hairy hagglefuck snared Jimmy in her web, and we were all horrified when we saw him turning into a junkyard warden in the alleyway."

hagglefuck by Micah "Fuckmasta Fresh" Queensley August 3, 2007