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humblefucking 

When someone chooses to fuck someone from a lower class in an attempt to prove they are not an elitist jerk.
The fact that someone would even think of engaging in humblefucking is classist in itself!

Hugglefuck 

When your brain can't decide whether you want to hug / snuggle / fuck - so you attempt all of them at the same time. Usually caused by a combination of loved-up affection and raw lust
Sara stayed over last night and we hugglefuck'd for hours - I'm so happy, and exhausted!
Hugglefuck by HeyTrout March 15, 2017

hufflefucked

When you get screwed over for being too nice, like a HufflePuff in the Harry Potter series.
I got hufflefucked again when I volunteered to help and I was the only one left when it was time to clean up.
hufflefucked by DJJazzySuz March 2, 2018

hucklefuck 

Epitome of whitetrash in a small town. Often confused with bumblefuck, hucklefuck is when the accent is so thick that it is pointless to pursue a conversation.
Steve... look at this place... its like 100% hucklefuck!

Hucklefuck hucklefuck hucklefuck, get the fuck outta my way!
hucklefuck by Chad Robertson October 25, 2006

Bustlefuckery 

The act of entering a place of business in a hurried and expectant manner, often agitated or with great determination.
"Kenneth executed a splendid display of bustlefuckery when he rushed through the closing doors of his local McDonalds to complain to the counter staff about a meal he had purchased several months ago"
Bustlefuckery by anonymous February 6, 2020

hugglefucks 

to hug and fuck at the same time, created by kaelyn for use with former Master poggy
*jumps into your arms and hugglefucks the hell outta ya*
hugglefucks by kaelyn nicholls July 30, 2009
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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