When your brain can't decide whether you want to hug / snuggle / fuck - so you attempt all of them at the same time. Usually caused by a combination of loved-up affection and raw lust
Epitome of whitetrash in a small town. Often confused with bumblefuck, hucklefuck is when the accent is so thick that it is pointless to pursue a conversation.
"Kenneth executed a splendid display of bustlefuckery when he rushed through the closing doors of his local McDonalds to complain to the counter staff about a meal he had purchased several months ago"