hufflefucked

When you get screwed over for being too nice, like a HufflePuff in the Harry Potter series.

I got hufflefucked again when I volunteered to help and I was the only one left when it was time to clean up.

by DJJazzySuz March 2, 2018

Shufflefucked

When your Ipod Shuffle selects a block of music that you just don't want to listen to.

Sukhdeep really wanted a variety of heavy metal and hip-hop to get him pumped at the Gym. Instead he got shufflefucked with Bollywood show tunes.

by Ben of Earth February 24, 2011

Hufflefuck

When your girlfriend takes the sorting hat quiz, gets hufflepuff, and you fuck her.

Ima Ravenclaw but ima hufflefuck the shit outta you!

by mankid6 March 29, 2021

Hufflefuck

What you call a terrible harry potter fan.

“You hufflefucks better stop being jerks or so help me god”

by DragonHeart6641 May 3, 2025