Lickophant

Similar to a sycophant, a lickophant gets what she/he wants by orally pleasuring someone for personal gain

"That lickophant was so quick to get what she wanted, she didn't even bother with kneepads"

by DanoNYC September 20, 2011

Idiotwich

Describes being surrounded by people who are less-than-brilliant.

Proper usage depends on where you are located in relation to the others in the group.

See: 'First Chest'

In the middle: "Everytime I go to Three of Cups Lounge, I wind up being the meat in an idiotwich!"

At either end: "How the hell did I become a slice of bread in this idiotwich?"

by DanoNYC January 05, 2010

Funjack

The act of diminishing the fun time had by others, either by design or circumstance.

See also: funjacker and funjacked

I thought we'd never stop laughing, but then Dave's stupidity was a sudden funjack

by DanoNYC June 22, 2011

Fauxword

A word that is made up for some purpose and used so often, it's actually accepted as part of the vernacular, without much question.

"Come down before Halloween for our SPOOKTACULAR candy sale!"

Spooktacular would be the fauxword

by DanoNYC October 31, 2010

Ginfluencer

Someone who drives another to drink.
At a time where being an influencer became a thing, a Ginfluencer has existed for decades.

It's not that I enjoy drinking, it's just that I'm dating a Ginfluencer.

by DanoNYC April 16, 2021

Douchenetic

The ability to unintentionally and involuntarily attract nothing but douchebags.

"She turned out to be a loser too. I must be extra douchenetic this week or something."

by DanoNYC January 13, 2010

JagerBombed

The act of getting wasted by drinking too many JagerBombs - a drink made by dropping a shot of Jagermeister into a glass of RedBull.

Dude, I went to Duff's Bar last night for a night cap and before I knew it, I was JagerBombed!

by DanoNYC May 07, 2009