23 definitions by DanoNYC

A term describing damage caused by slamming or smashing something.
"My cell phone dropped out of the window and died of deceleration trauma"
by DanoNYC January 17, 2010
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A word that is made up for some purpose and used so often, it's actually accepted as part of the vernacular, without much question.
"Come down before Halloween for our SPOOKTACULAR candy sale!"

Spooktacular would be the fauxword
by DanoNYC October 31, 2010
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-Used to describe being sandwiched between two stupid, cheap, drunk or otherwise undesirable people

Reference to Monopoly's first Community Chest space between Baltic and Mediterranean (the two cheapest properties)
When sitting at a bar and you're flanked by ugly people or losers on both sides: "How the hell did I become FirstChest?"
by DanoNYC September 30, 2009
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The ability to unintentionally and involuntarily attract nothing but douchebags.
"She turned out to be a loser too. I must be extra douchenetic this week or something."
by DanoNYC January 12, 2010
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Adjective to describe someone gets more attractive the more you drink.
See beer goggles and drunkfectionate
Kevin: "I had no idea she was so effing' hot !"
Dano: "She's not... she's drunkalicious"
by DanoNYC February 27, 2007
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Affection shown based solely on one's inebriation
That woman at Nightcrawler's was all over you last night.
- Nah, she wasn't into me. She was just being drunkfectionate.
by DanoNYC November 03, 2010
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