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Dumplefuck

Having sex with a person you normally wouldn't choose to be with because you have no better option.
"Adrian's been striking out all night, if 2am rolls around and the bar closes, he'll have to hook up with that drunk big girl" "Oohh now that's a dumplefuck"

"I bumped into my ex today and she wanted to chat, I really can't stand her but hey....'ya know....dumplefuck"
by ace789nj September 8, 2014
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Rumplefucked

The act of getting extremely inebriated on Rumple Minze
I will never eat or drink ANYTHING peppermint flavored again... 27 shots left me Rumplefucked!
by DanoNYC May 7, 2009
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Dumblefuck

Adj. Verb. Noun. To, or the process of, being copulated or sodomized by Dumbledore. To be dumblefucked is to be sexually intimate with an elderly wizard who is a gentle lover. Grammatically flexible as in Fuck. Not to be confused with Dumbfuck.
Orign, English.
Ophelia: I am going to Dumblefuck you Tawny. Tawny: Shut up, you dumblefuck. Lance: DUMBLEFUCK! I just stubbed my toe.
Loveless: You are such a Dumblefuck.
by Scarlett6 April 17, 2009
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Dumpfuck

the act of a female riding a guy whilst taking a hearty dump
Bob: man...how was that dump of yours?
Dave: man...it would have taken less time if that dumb bitch Catrina would have hurried with the dumpfuck
by Verdikt Prank Calls March 9, 2009
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Double Dumpfuck

the act of a female riding a guy while both of them are enjoying a hearty round of defication
Bob: Yo Steve, how freaky was that Monica chick?
Steve: Well, i got her to agree to a Double Dumpfuck
Bob: Now that's a freak
by Verdikt Prank Calls March 9, 2009
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Dumblefuck

My stepfather; an extremely stupid, oblivious, and arrogant person. See dufubitch.
Man, my stepfather is such a dumblefuck!
by RumpleForeskin3046 January 2, 2009
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Dumblefuck

Noun:
To be a total screw up to the point that you can get nothing right not even the basic daily events of your life.
Dominyk was once a capable working but lately he's been a real dumblefuck, not being able to clean his own room.
by Da Urban Meister May 17, 2011
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