Dumplefuck 

Having sex with a person you normally wouldn't choose to be with because you have no better option.

"Adrian's been striking out all night, if 2am rolls around and the bar closes, he'll have to hook up with that drunk big girl" "Oohh now that's a dumplefuck"

"I bumped into my ex today and she wanted to chat, I really can't stand her but hey....'ya know....dumplefuck"

Dumplefuck by ace789nj September 8, 2014

Rumplefucked 

The act of getting extremely inebriated on Rumple Minze

I will never eat or drink ANYTHING peppermint flavored again... 27 shots left me Rumplefucked!

Rumplefucked by DanoNYC May 7, 2009

Dumblefuck 

Adj. Verb. Noun. To, or the process of, being copulated or sodomized by Dumbledore. To be dumblefucked is to be sexually intimate with an elderly wizard who is a gentle lover. Grammatically flexible as in Fuck. Not to be confused with Dumbfuck.
Orign, English.

Ophelia: I am going to Dumblefuck you Tawny. Tawny: Shut up, you dumblefuck. Lance: DUMBLEFUCK! I just stubbed my toe.
Loveless: You are such a Dumblefuck.

Dumblefuck by Scarlett6 April 17, 2009

Dumpfuck

the act of a female riding a guy whilst taking a hearty dump

Bob: man...how was that dump of yours?
Dave: man...it would have taken less time if that dumb bitch Catrina would have hurried with the dumpfuck

Dumpfuck by Verdikt Prank Calls March 9, 2009

Double Dumpfuck 

the act of a female riding a guy while both of them are enjoying a hearty round of defication

Bob: Yo Steve, how freaky was that Monica chick?
Steve: Well, i got her to agree to a Double Dumpfuck
Bob: Now that's a freak

Double Dumpfuck by Verdikt Prank Calls March 9, 2009

Dumblefuck 

My stepfather; an extremely stupid, oblivious, and arrogant person. See dufubitch.

Man, my stepfather is such a dumblefuck!

Dumblefuck by RumpleForeskin3046 January 2, 2009

Dumblefuck 

Noun:
To be a total screw up to the point that you can get nothing right not even the basic daily events of your life.

Dominyk was once a capable working but lately he's been a real dumblefuck, not being able to clean his own room.

Dumblefuck by Da Urban Meister May 17, 2011