Hot Coco 

When you squat down and shit in your hand.Then fling the fresh hot shit into the face and chest of the unsuspecting receipient.

If you dont give me that job, I will give you a Hot Coco!

Hot Coco by MrBaggs December 20, 2008

Hot coco surprise 

The act of taking a hot runny dump in your buddies drink, and then yelling "Surprise!" after he/she drinks it.

Adam: Hay Bill! Take a sip of your hot coco surprise!

Bill: Damn! That taste like shit!

Adam: Surprise!

Hot coco surprise by Abel The Wicked December 16, 2008

Filipino Hot Coco 

This is not what you think it is, it's much more gruesome. Filipino Hot Coco ( aka, FHC ) is where a group of male Filipino boys ( specifically 15-19 ) circle around a small hole in the ground. One of them pours boiling hot water in the ground, and after that's accomplished, they all take off their boxers and cum in the hole. After that, first ritual that needs to be done is that one of the boys pulls up gay porn and the challenge is to try to not get hard, the first one that gets hard is forced to drink the water.

Robert: HA HA! MANUEL GOT HARD! YOU'RE FUCKING GAY! DRINK THE FILIPINO HOT COCO NOW!

Manuel: God dammit..

Filipino Hot Coco by Boba Gumb December 24, 2016

hot cocoa sampler box 

A Fark cliche created during the Christmas 2003 season. Refers to the archetypical dumb corporate Christmas bonus.

"I swear I'm going postal if I get another hot cocoa sampler box this year."

hot cocoa sampler box by Lady Csyde February 7, 2004

Netflix, Hot Cocoa, and Chill 

It means that you're married, watch movies, and pass out with little to no sexual activities.

Baby, do you want to Netflix, Hot Cocoa, and Chill, but really fall asleep shortly into the film because we've had a long week at work.

Netflix, Hot Cocoa, and Chill by Beautiful Scene January 14, 2017

Hot Cocoa Therapy 

The act of snuggling under a blanket and hiding from the cold by nurturing a mug of hot cocoa as the name implies. Practiced by many who suffer from Cold Anxiety.

Clay: Hey Becca! Wanna go build a snowman?
Becca: Fuck that shit Clay! I'm staying here and enjoying some Hot Cocoa Therapy! Fuck you and your snow man too!

Hot Cocoa Therapy by WeebabySeamus October 5, 2011

Hot Cocoa

A warm mug of chocolately orgasm

"Hot cocoa is the drink of champions."
"its like warm and tasty and full of dreams"
"Hot cocoa is like warm cholate orgasm in a mug<3"

Hot Cocoa by suskygirl May 14, 2013