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horsecrap 

Nonsense, bullshit, a lie, deception.
that's horsecrap!

what a horsecrap excuse!
horsecrap by smektala ahmed October 12, 2010

Horsecock Effect 

The loudest possible rumble created when urinating in the center of the toilet, often to impress the female gender.
I totally used the Horsecock Effect last night to bag a blonde when we went to her place last night.
Horsecock Effect by Sick F Nasty January 2, 2011

Horsicorn 

A unicorn with the head of a horse
Guy-hey look its a horse!

Girl-that's obviously a horsicorn dumbass
Horsicorn by ogk89999999999 August 6, 2011

Horsemonkey 

Etremely ugly woman/man with a very long angular face with Small deep sunken eyes. Is usually a stripper and has very bad pale skin.
"hey, why is that paki getting a lap dance with that fuckin horsemonkey??"
Horsemonkey by Di Angelo April 11, 2010

horsepound 

See also ramjack. To fuck the hell out of someone.
I forced Mrs. Gayaka into a very uncomfortable position, legs behind ears, and horsepounded her for 36.23 hours.
horsepound by nancyedwards March 16, 2005

horsecrap 

horsecrap a non vulgar less offensive alternative to horseshit and bullshit when horseshit and bullshit are inappropriate or want do
my ex girlfriend cheats lies and steals and is full of horsecrap most of the time
horsecrap by littlejimmie April 18, 2019
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
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