horsecorn 

a smut reading layabout. usually a keen interest in vampire smut.

god damnit Jim quit being such a big ass horsecorn!

horsecorn by horsedcorn June 27, 2023

horsecrap 

Nonsense, bullshit, a lie, deception.

that's horsecrap!

what a horsecrap excuse!

horsecrap by smektala ahmed October 12, 2010

Horsecock Effect 

The loudest possible rumble created when urinating in the center of the toilet, often to impress the female gender.

I totally used the Horsecock Effect last night to bag a blonde when we went to her place last night.

Horsecock Effect by Sick F Nasty January 2, 2011

Horsicorn 

A unicorn with the head of a horse

Guy-hey look its a horse!

Girl-that's obviously a horsicorn dumbass

Horsicorn by ogk89999999999 August 6, 2011

Horsemonkey 

Etremely ugly woman/man with a very long angular face with Small deep sunken eyes. Is usually a stripper and has very bad pale skin.

"hey, why is that paki getting a lap dance with that fuckin horsemonkey??"

Horsemonkey by Di Angelo April 11, 2010

horsepound 

See also ramjack. To fuck the hell out of someone.

I forced Mrs. Gayaka into a very uncomfortable position, legs behind ears, and horsepounded her for 36.23 hours.

horsepound by nancyedwards March 16, 2005

horsecrap 

horsecrap a non vulgar less offensive alternative to horseshit and bullshit when horseshit and bullshit are inappropriate or want do

my ex girlfriend cheats lies and steals and is full of horsecrap most of the time

horsecrap by littlejimmie April 18, 2019