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HORSECOUNTING 

When an individual reaches the top of a set of stairs only to incorrectly think that another step requires surmounting, the resulting leg movement that then arcs upwards and outwards could be said to resemble the manner similar to that of a horse when counting with a foreleg.
Just walked up to level 2 and caught some serious air horsecounting as I arrived
HORSECOUNTING by zebraboy777 September 10, 2010

Horse Pound 

I horse pounded some girl last night
Horse Pound by Gigidy March 30, 2009

horehound 

1)a throat soothing herb.

2)an overly amorous female canine
Git yer horehound offa my leeg, Jim Joe Bob!!!
horehound by aereilly July 30, 2003

Hosehound 

A female always hounding around for some dudes hose. Usually a slutty woman seeking the company of a male with penis as the preferred payment method.
Trina is a hosehound, after I gave her some hose, she jumped on Jimmy's hose. But the fun bags on her made up for it.....
Hosehound by Los cochinos July 5, 2016

Horseporn 

Pornography depicting and directly involving equine.

An exclamation used in situations similar to "fuck!" intended to arouse a greater amount of shock among audiences. Great for surprising nearby folks and making them feel akward.

Also can be used to describe something as being BS or meaningless
Person 1: Dude, there was gum on that bench you just sat on.

Person 2: Aw, Horseporn!

Person 1: I just aced my chemistry exam!

Person 2: What? Like hell you did, that's horseporn!
Horseporn by Pinko November 27, 2004

horsemounter 

Polite euphemism for horsefucker, often used at dinner parties and other genteel events. If Eric Cartman had said this he wouldn't have been shocked by the V-chip.

Not to be confused with pony smacker.

It might be possible to combine horsemounting with sado-masochism and necrophilia, but that would just be flogging a dead horse.
"I really don't get disgusted by a bit of immaturity in a game. I got a chuckle playing Horror of Rylvania when the game called me a pervert for trying to fuck the horse. Mostly just because it was unexpected. And hey, *mounting* the horse actually netted me a useful item!

MH (the horsef...errr....horsemounter)"
(from rec.arts.int-fiction)
horsemounter by Anuspounder June 12, 2008
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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