horsepound

See also ramjack. To fuck the hell out of someone.

I forced Mrs. Gayaka into a very uncomfortable position, legs behind ears, and horsepounded her for 36.23 hours.

by nancyedwards March 16, 2005

HORSECOUNTING

When an individual reaches the top of a set of stairs only to incorrectly think that another step requires surmounting, the resulting leg movement that then arcs upwards and outwards could be said to resemble the manner similar to that of a horse when counting with a foreleg.

Just walked up to level 2 and caught some serious air horsecounting as I arrived

by zebraboy777 September 10, 2010

Horse Pound

To fuck the living shit out of a girl.

I horse pounded some girl last night

by Gigidy March 30, 2009

horehound

1)a throat soothing herb.

2)an overly amorous female canine

Git yer horehound offa my leeg, Jim Joe Bob!!!

by aereilly July 30, 2003

Hosehound

A female always hounding around for some dudes hose. Usually a slutty woman seeking the company of a male with penis as the preferred payment method.

Trina is a hosehound, after I gave her some hose, she jumped on Jimmy's hose. But the fun bags on her made up for it.....

by Los cochinos July 5, 2016

Horseporn

Pornography depicting and directly involving equine.

An exclamation used in situations similar to "fuck!" intended to arouse a greater amount of shock among audiences. Great for surprising nearby folks and making them feel akward.

Also can be used to describe something as being BS or meaningless

Person 1: Dude, there was gum on that bench you just sat on.

Person 2: Aw, Horseporn!

Person 1: I just aced my chemistry exam!

Person 2: What? Like hell you did, that's horseporn!

by Pinko November 27, 2004

horsemounter

Polite euphemism for horsefucker, often used at dinner parties and other genteel events. If Eric Cartman had said this he wouldn't have been shocked by the V-chip.

Not to be confused with pony smacker.

It might be possible to combine horsemounting with sado-masochism and necrophilia, but that would just be flogging a dead horse.

"I really don't get disgusted by a bit of immaturity in a game. I got a chuckle playing Horror of Rylvania when the game called me a pervert for trying to fuck the horse. Mostly just because it was unexpected. And hey, *mounting* the horse actually netted me a useful item!

MH (the horsef...errr....horsemounter)"
(from rec.arts.int-fiction)

by Anuspounder June 12, 2008