Horsemonkey Share definition Flag Etremely ugly woman/man with a very long angular face with Small deep sunken eyes. Is usually a stripper and has very bad pale skin. "hey, why is that paki getting a lap dance with that fuckin horsemonkey??" Horsemonkey by Di Angelo April 11, 2010 0 0 Get merch Get the Horsemonkey mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch