Horsemonkey

Etremely ugly woman/man with a very long angular face with Small deep sunken eyes. Is usually a stripper and has very bad pale skin.

"hey, why is that paki getting a lap dance with that fuckin horsemonkey??"

by Di Angelo April 11, 2010

Horsemonkey

Newest profanity on the streets. Originated from Manalapan, New Jersey.

Bill: "your a herb."
John: "fuck you you fucking horsemonkey"

by Horsemonkey2777 January 25, 2011

Horsemonkey

Horsemonkey - Complete and total ridiculous bullshit.

“That’s a bunch of fucking horsemonkey.”

by The Real Sputnik June 4, 2022

hosemonkey

Hosemonkey is a term used by other professional employees to talk about Fire Fighters. It is a good natured jest for what they do.

"That hosemonkey did a good job taking that person out of the car at the accident scene."

by Hosemonkey's wife October 22, 2006

hosemonkey

a derogatory term for a carwash worker

"Stupid hosemonkey scratched my candy paint!"

by iluvjackrussells August 30, 2005

horse monkey

Penetrating a person with a banana as you ride them like a horse.

I'm gonna horse monkey you like Seabicsuit.

by Vonrad Gramobellis November 14, 2013

horsehonkey

To display disgust, or to refute an incorrect statement.

"Are you kidding me? That's horsehonkey!"

by No Name99 February 24, 2008