11 definitions by smektala ahmed

jobfished

when you're looking for a job online and it actually turns out to be a scam.

don't get jobfished.

by smektala ahmed October 18, 2016

horsecrap

Nonsense, bullshit, a lie, deception.

that's horsecrap!

what a horsecrap excuse!

by smektala ahmed October 10, 2010

Zygosity

a load of nonsense, craziness.

Your zygosity is driving me nuts!!

Whats with all the zygosity?

by smektala ahmed April 5, 2011

Hosama Bin Laden

A new name for Bin Laden, because he supposedly had a shitload of wives. And he fucked all of his wives. Thank god the navy seals shot him in the head.

Look, Hosama bin laden is dead

by smektala ahmed June 11, 2011

Nefertitties

when a woman has good boobs.

Wow, that woman has good boobs, so I class that as Nefertitties.

by smektala ahmed June 23, 2011

Bloomdido

A very very stupid person.

A nicer way of saying asshole or douchebag.

Shut up you big bloomdido!

Quit being such a bloomdido.

What a fucking bloomdido.

by smektala ahmed August 6, 2011

prinklepuss

A combination of a moron, wimp and an idiot.

Quit being a prinklepuss!!!

by smektala ahmed February 2, 2011