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horsecrap 

Nonsense, bullshit, a lie, deception.
that's horsecrap!

what a horsecrap excuse!
horsecrap by smektala ahmed October 12, 2010
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horsecrap 

horsecrap a non vulgar less offensive alternative to horseshit and bullshit when horseshit and bullshit are inappropriate or want do
my ex girlfriend cheats lies and steals and is full of horsecrap most of the time
horsecrap by littlejimmie April 18, 2019

horseradish 

Like mayonnaise, it's not an instrument.
*Patrick raises hand
Squidward: Horseradish is not an instrument either.
horseradish by beeeel March 13, 2014

horseradish 

A the formal expression for saying bullshit, in settings where saying bullshit, would be considered unacceptable bullshit.
Your theory is utter horseradish!
horseradish by pc.wiz.tt December 5, 2017

Horserapist 

Do I really need to explain this one guys?
Wow I had no idea the quacker oats guy was a horserapist

Horseclaw 

Check out the horseclaw on that douche.
Horseclaw by Manparts July 28, 2009

horsechaser 

When a girl always drags her attention to a boy and forgets his girl friends and is quick to answer a question when a boy asks rather then when her friend does she might not “know”
Wow didn’t I just ask if you did the hw, but when he asked you, you were quick to give it to him. Omg your such a horsechaser
horsechaser by Kylie Jonnas October 22, 2019
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
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(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
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