hornwaggle

An incredibly painful sex position involving a Nixon mask, a toothbrush, and approximately 4 liters of water-proof lubricant; usually associated as the position of choice by khaled

Mike: "Yo me and my girl were up all night doing the hornwaggle"
Teresa: "Get away from me you depraved miscreant, no wonder you bleeding"

by John Doe6969696969 January 3, 2014

hornswaggled

Tricked. Having the wool pulled over your eyes.

"Hornswaggled again!"

by emsiepants August 9, 2008

hornswaggle

A comical word to be used in place of "con" "jip" "cheated".

"That salesman hornswaggled us out of 500 dollars"

by ChrisS March 7, 2005

hornswoggled

bamboozled, tricked, deceived.

I have been hornswoggled by those filthy con artists, they tricked into going to another candle party.

by Clam-hat April 29, 2003

hornshwaggle

To be screwed. To be ripped of in any way

I lost at poker therefore I was hornshwaggled

by claybastard June 11, 2006

Horndoggled

To be surprised, baffled, and or astounded.

Tyler, if it is anymore than a 20 minute flight there, i will be horndoggled.

by Money$ July 12, 2012

hornswaggled

1. A state of confusion.
2. Describes a pirate who just had his booty stolen.

1. I was dumbfounded and confused and therefore bewildered which let me to believe I was hornswaggled.

2. Aaargh the aye says aye! Tis we've been hornswaggled again!

by The Haldbearer March 13, 2004