I have been hornswoggled by those filthy con artists, they tricked into going to another candle party.

That moment when you think a bug is crawling on you, and it turns out to be true. LMD

A FML moment. LMD

Pretty much you go, JUST LET ME DIE!

Wish this never happened. LMD

This broad had braces AND epilepsy, I got hornswoggled big time.

Well, I'll be hogtied and hornswoggled!
Obviously refers to cowboys roping and throwing calfs or cows, securing the rope to the saddle horn (hornswoggled)and tying three of their legs together with the 'pigging string'.

AT&T's done hornswoggled muh cornhole.