I have been hornswoggled by those filthy con artists, they tricked into going to another candle party.
by Clam-hat April 29, 2003
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Tightly restrained; secured, unable to move. Barely able to wiggle.
Well, I'll be hogtied and hornswoggled!
Obviously refers to cowboys roping and throwing calfs or cows, securing the rope to the saddle horn (hornswoggled)and tying three of their legs together with the 'pigging string'.
by D. Learned February 3, 2004
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To be gored by a bull, picked up and shaken while still pierced by the horn. To be fucked.
AT&T's done hornswoggled muh cornhole.
by Harry Baltzak September 6, 2016
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The act of masturbating, or the ejaculatory fluid from masturbating, or the the act of ejaculating.
"I hornswoggled on my girlfriend's face last night"

"There seems to be hornswoggle on my bedsheets"

"My mother caught me hornswoggling last night in my bedroom"
by browny57 January 14, 2009
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A Hornswoggler is a person who lies, cheats and deceives. A liar
The Hornswoggler promised to clean the swamp when elected and to never take a vacation.
by Velobill November 2, 2019
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1)To decieve, trick, or hoodwink. To swindle.
2)A professional wrestle employed with the WWE as a two-foot leprechaun who lives under the ring.
Hornswoggle hornswoggles WWE fans out of their time by wasting it with the stupidest crap I have ever seen.
by Joey Orgler 3 July 24, 2008
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