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I have been hornswoggled by those filthy con artists, they tricked into going to another candle party.
by Clam-hat April 29, 2003
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Tightly restrained; secured, unable to move. Barely able to wiggle.
Well, I'll be hogtied and hornswoggled!
Obviously refers to cowboys roping and throwing calfs or cows, securing the rope to the saddle horn (hornswoggled)and tying three of their legs together with the 'pigging string'.
by D. Learned February 02, 2004
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To be gored by a bull, picked up and shaken while still pierced by the horn. To be fucked.
AT&T's done hornswoggled muh cornhole.
by Harry Baltzak September 05, 2016
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