hornswoggled

bamboozled, tricked, deceived.

I have been hornswoggled by those filthy con artists, they tricked into going to another candle party.

by Clam-hat April 29, 2003

hornswoggled

to recieve unfortunate oral copulation

This broad had braces AND epilepsy, I got hornswoggled big time.

by Thunder Milk April 11, 2003

hornswoggled

Tightly restrained; secured, unable to move. Barely able to wiggle.

Well, I'll be hogtied and hornswoggled!
Obviously refers to cowboys roping and throwing calfs or cows, securing the rope to the saddle horn (hornswoggled)and tying three of their legs together with the 'pigging string'.

by D. Learned February 2, 2004

hornswoggled

To be gored by a bull, picked up and shaken while still pierced by the horn. To be fucked.

AT&T's done hornswoggled muh cornhole.

by Harry Baltzak September 5, 2016

hornswoggled

Ozzthegreat while he is actively queueing arena

When Ozzthegreat is queueing World of Warcraft: Wrath of The Litch King Classic, he plays as though he is hornswoggled

by Sovice November 1, 2022

hornswoggled

1. To be absolutely flabbergasted.
2. To beat the absolute shit out of someone.

Cayden - "I hornswoggled that fat kid."
Rhys - "pog"

by Danny rules November 30, 2022

hornswaggled

Tricked. Having the wool pulled over your eyes.

"Hornswaggled again!"

by emsiepants August 9, 2008