hogswaggled

When a woman inserts a dildo into a mans urethra

She hogswaggled me

by Long pipe McGee April 6, 2021

hornswaggled

Tricked. Having the wool pulled over your eyes.

"Hornswaggled again!"

by emsiepants August 9, 2008

Hogswabbled

to be duked, or tricked out of you're hard earned posession's

1. Nathan had been Hogswabbled out of his hard earned money when he bought a bag of weed, and found out it was just Alfalfa instead

2. Farmer Pete took his annual crop's to the market and he was exspecting twice as much pay than last year but instead the buyer's Hogswabbled him and gave him a lower price.

3. oh crap! ive been Hogswabbled again

by Dasonator November 5, 2013

hornswaggled

1. A state of confusion.
2. Describes a pirate who just had his booty stolen.

1. I was dumbfounded and confused and therefore bewildered which let me to believe I was hornswaggled.

2. Aaargh the aye says aye! Tis we've been hornswaggled again!

by The Haldbearer March 13, 2004

hornswaggled

to be robbed by a close friend unexpectadly

man, that nigga irkz horswaggled me last night fo that chronic sak

by nick April 19, 2004

Hookswaggled

To be given something wonderful for a short time to be taken away on purpose to cause anxiety or impulse buys.

15 minutes into an epic film on kodi , then circle of death. I've been hookswaggled.

by Therealanswers January 28, 2018

hornswaggled

absolutely flabbergasted; in shock

"deftones is so mid."
"i'm absolutely hornswaggled. jaw-dropped. in shock. flabbergasted."

by luxeejoy November 7, 2022