hornswoggle

The act of masturbating, or the ejaculatory fluid from masturbating, or the the act of ejaculating.

"I hornswoggled on my girlfriend's face last night"

"There seems to be hornswoggle on my bedsheets"

"My mother caught me hornswoggling last night in my bedroom"

by browny57 January 14, 2009

hornswoggle

hornswoggle to trick or cheat

that filthy bitch hornswoggled me!!

by kc October 1, 2003

hornswoggle

A wrestler in the WWE who hides out under the ring while his dad, Finley kicks ass. When the match is about 5-10 minutes in, he comes out and sprays the other dude with a water gun out hits them with a long shalele in the head,knocking them out behind the ref.

Career Highlights: Cruiserweight Champion

Hornswoggle is one funny SOB!

by dude007 August 26, 2008

hornswoggled

bamboozled, tricked, deceived.

I have been hornswoggled by those filthy con artists, they tricked into going to another candle party.

by Clam-hat April 29, 2003

Hornswoggler

A Hornswoggler is a person who lies, cheats and deceives. A liar

The Hornswoggler promised to clean the swamp when elected and to never take a vacation.

by Velobill November 2, 2019

Hornswoggle

1)To decieve, trick, or hoodwink. To swindle.
2)A professional wrestle employed with the WWE as a two-foot leprechaun who lives under the ring.

Hornswoggle hornswoggles WWE fans out of their time by wasting it with the stupidest crap I have ever seen.

by Joey Orgler 3 August 19, 2008

Hornswoggle

One of the reasons why WWE sucks too much today. It's too fucking Kid friendly with their juvenile gimmicks like Boogeyman, Hornswoggle, and Kizarny, plus juvenile Nikolodeon phrases like JBL is Poopy. Real men say SHIT, not POOP.

WWE and Hornswoggle could go straight to hell. I hate Sports Entertainment, I love Professional wrestling. If you watch an episode of RAW or SD you probably get a half hour of actual wrestling per show, and the rest is just bullshit promos and segments. I want a little drama surrounding a wrestling show, not a little wrestling surrounding a drama show

by ROH and TNA 4 Life March 15, 2009