Horndoggled

To be surprised, baffled, and or astounded.

Tyler, if it is anymore than a 20 minute flight there, i will be horndoggled.

by Money$ July 12, 2012

hornswoggled

bamboozled, tricked, deceived.

I have been hornswoggled by those filthy con artists, they tricked into going to another candle party.

by Clam-hat April 29, 2003

horndoggery

Actions or attitudes involving or exhibiting the qualities of a horndog; excessive horny behavior; opposite of prudery or chastity.

Dude, it's no wonder your girlfriend dumped you if she found out about the level of horndoggery you show every time she is out of town.

by Biff Spiff April 23, 2015

horndoglodocus

An attractive female or 'ultra' horndog.

Check out that horndoglodocus over there.... man.

by Angoleiho July 22, 2006

horndoggles

When someone looks REALLY good to you largely because you're feelin' extra-specially ornery. Similar to beer googles, but without the excuse of being drunk afterwards.

Why did Rob hook up with that fugly chick? Been a while, so he had his horndoggles on.

by chris rue May 18, 2009

hornswoggled

to recieve unfortunate oral copulation

This broad had braces AND epilepsy, I got hornswoggled big time.

by Thunder Milk April 11, 2003

hornswoggled

Tightly restrained; secured, unable to move. Barely able to wiggle.

Well, I'll be hogtied and hornswoggled!
Obviously refers to cowboys roping and throwing calfs or cows, securing the rope to the saddle horn (hornswoggled)and tying three of their legs together with the 'pigging string'.

by D. Learned February 2, 2004