hornswaggler

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One who participates in perverse activities. A horny invividual. Usually used in a positive, or joking way.

Although he does not show his sexual intentions extrovertedly,Tyler is a hornswaggler at heart.

hornswaggler by Sam and Paul November 24, 2006

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hornswaggled

Tricked. Having the wool pulled over your eyes.

"Hornswaggled again!"

hornswaggled by emsiepants August 9, 2008

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hornswaggle

A comical word to be used in place of "con" "jip" "cheated".

"That salesman hornswaggled us out of 500 dollars"

hornswaggle by ChrisS March 7, 2005

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hornswoggled

bamboozled, tricked, deceived.

I have been hornswoggled by those filthy con artists, they tricked into going to another candle party.

hornswoggled by Clam-hat April 29, 2003

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hornshwaggle

To be screwed. To be ripped of in any way

I lost at poker therefore I was hornshwaggled

hornshwaggle by claybastard June 11, 2006

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cornswaggler

someone who thinks he/she is smarter than you, and thinks he/she can pull the corn over youre eyes!

that dude is a freakin cornswaggler!!

cornswaggler by katotool April 23, 2007

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hornswaggled

1. A state of confusion.
2. Describes a pirate who just had his booty stolen.

1. I was dumbfounded and confused and therefore bewildered which let me to believe I was hornswaggled.

2. Aaargh the aye says aye! Tis we've been hornswaggled again!

hornswaggled by The Haldbearer March 13, 2004

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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