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hoesplat 

When a woman attempts to make a sexually enticing video, and the furniture / structure beneath her collapses.
While attempting to showcase her nude 450 pound bulk for a " Large and in Charge " self-esteem building excercise, Rosies whale-like tonnage caused her dining room table to violently collapse, resulting in a hoesplat which garnered second place on Americas Funniest Home Videos.
hoesplat by Dragonwolf November 7, 2018
When a male and female are married, but one or the other realizes they are attracted to the same sex and leave their partner for a new homosexual relationship.
Lots of people suspected Lisa was a lesbian, so when she married a man people were surprised. A year later when she homosplit with her husband, people responded by saying, "It's about time she came out of the closet!"
homosplit by Nutzen YerMouf February 17, 2018

homeopathic beer

A homeopathic beer is a weak brew; typically low in alcoholic content.
Milton, being a complete wuss, brought a six-pack of homeopathic beer to the barbecue.

Homestate 

One's Native State, they usually born here, but most be from here to call it their homestate. (United States),

In terms of Pride: Usually one, whether bad or good, whether bad government or decent, whether people okay or amazing, whether spirit big or huge, that they keep in their hearts, and in some cases, like a person like me for example, decides to choose this state to reside in their whole life, whether it has issues or not, because they love it so much, and want to live in it while they can. Sometimes a person may come back, or may feel drawn back to their homestate.
I'm from New York, and I love my homestate and it's just like home sweet home to me.
Homestate by VanillaCoffee April 10, 2010

Homeopathy 

Medicine able to cure everything except actual illness.
Example: Chop a homeopaths leg off.

Cure that homeopathy!
Homeopathy by tlc01 January 25, 2011

Homeslayer 

"what's up homeslayer!"
Homeslayer by Dan Brinkle December 17, 2018