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When a male and female are married, but one or the other realizes they are attracted to the same sex and leave their partner for a new homosexual relationship.

Lots of people suspected Lisa was a lesbian, so when she married a man people were surprised. A year later when she homosplit with her husband, people responded by saying, "It's about time she came out of the closet!"

homosplit by Nutzen YerMouf February 17, 2018

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homospicious

Displaying possible homosexual leanings. A warning sign. (not that there's anything wrong with that.)

All that fancy flavoured coffee you keep around is kind of homospicious.

homospicious by alessandro January 8, 2004

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homoslut

A man who enters many other man with his penis, or a man who becomes entered by many other man their penis.

Josh is such a homoslut, he took 3 guys at once...

homoslut by Carlos Garcia July 5, 2006

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Homospectacular

Something which is so homosexual it goes above and beyond normal boundaries of homosexuality.

Something which is so gay it's amazing.

Having extreme homosexuality.

The gay pride parade in San Francisco was absolutely homospectacular.

Homospectacular by Conquest351 June 5, 2009

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homospastic

An extreme hatred of homosexuals and the forced acceptance of the homosexual (and all related offshoot) culture.

As defined in 1993 by the band Vomit Spawn in their song Homospastic.

The term was used to counter the growing poularity of the term homophobic.

I hate gays, I'm homospastic not phobic.

homospastic by ErnHate November 12, 2015

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homosalivial

When two people have the same saliva, if they are conjoined or if they are twins.

Danny: Then we kissed and a bit of her saliva got in my mouth, it mixed with mine.
Doctor: You were homosalivially bonded, that’s probably how you got hepatitis.

homosalivial by leche09 December 30, 2018

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Homoshit

A gay black person.

Jamal: Yo Jermaine.. ah gots somethin' to tell ya. I like it when hairy men stick their dicks in mah mouf.

Jermaine: Ayo DeAndre! Niggaz a homoshit!

Homoshit by Kitty Fucker February 11, 2009

proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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