hoingy 

noun
1. A single person who is your one and only; soulmate; shmumpy

I cant wait to get off work so that I can go hang out with my hoingy!

hoingy by Hoingy October 12, 2021

hoinky 

A word to describe a person with nose and chin of equal length(or pointiness)
i.e. that person is hoinky.
famous examples include David Wheater, Noel Fielding

'The gentleperson had a very hoinky complexion'
'His chin was the same length as his neb.
Hoinky get.'

hoinky by bifty shugger March 4, 2009

snow hoing 

(v) the action of hiring a sexual prostitute known for operating under subzero weather conditions, most often in Poland.
<past> Snow hoed

"Hey, where were you last night?"
"Oh, I was out snow hoing."

snow hoing by Fleeg-blad January 11, 2014

hoing around 

The act of being a ho. Doing ho-like things. To screw or fuck around.

Those girls are always hoing around.

hoing around by yz2ggt9q September 17, 2007

houngy 

when you feel gross and tired but awake and kind of crabby.

When I woke up from my nap, I felt real houngy and decided to eat some stolen cheerios.

houngy by Garydog October 14, 2007

Hoing through the motions

When you’re a hoe but you’re also depressed about being a hoe

Regina smashes a lot of dudes but ever since she caught feelings for Jake and he just wanted to hook up she’s just been hoing through the motions.

Hoing through the motions by Finchy fresh May 3, 2019

horngy 

someone who is horny and hungry at the same time

John: man i'm so hungry that i could eat that chick over there

Sam: mate you are so horngy

horngy by schnitzel September 21, 2006