2 definitions by Garydog

desperados alarm clock

An event occurring at approximately zero four hundred hours when the person sleeping is awakened by the putrid smell of chicken wing flatulence.

Help me, I can’t breathe. At least open the fucking window if you are going to set off a Desperados Alarm Clock.

by Garydog November 19, 2021

houngy

when you feel gross and tired but awake and kind of crabby.

When I woke up from my nap, I felt real houngy and decided to eat some stolen cheerios.

by Garydog September 19, 2007