Definitions by Garydog

desperados alarm clock 

An event occurring at approximately zero four hundred hours when the person sleeping is awakened by the putrid smell of chicken wing flatulence.

Help me, I can’t breathe. At least open the fucking window if you are going to set off a Desperados Alarm Clock.

desperados alarm clock by Garydog November 18, 2021

houngy 

when you feel gross and tired but awake and kind of crabby.

When I woke up from my nap, I felt real houngy and decided to eat some stolen cheerios.

houngy by Garydog October 14, 2007