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A regulatory substance in your body that happens in your body at around the age when puberty starts. For girls: 7-13. For guys: 9-15...however, "guy hormones" are called testosterones. Hormones sometimes make you feel sad at small, pointless things..or happy at random times. They can also cause you to understand love more. For example, before puberty you never thought of guys as hot, cute, etc. But when puberty kicks in and the hormones begin to find the opposite sex more attractive...or the same sex, if you're bisexual, gay, or lesbian. Sometimes you feel nervous around the opposite sex in middle school through highschool (grades 6 and up). But don't worry...nothing's wrong with you, it's just your hormones making you feel this way.
Hormones are a sign that you're growing don't worry, be glad :)

(I tried to make the description of hormones as mature as possible...sorry if I failed)
Tonight I was at prom...for the first time! I was dancing with Jeremy, who invited me...but every time he squeezed my hand and grabbed my waist, I couldn't help but look into his eyes...Jeremy was pretty cute...I can't believe my hormones now decide to show themselves.
by Kyaaah May 19, 2016
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it's what makes girls different from boys, in many freaky and disturbing ways. hormones give girls boobs and guys dicks. they make us horny and sexually active, which is why it is cut into the two fitting words "whore" and "moans". makes senses, doesn't it though?
every girl and boy was born with a special gift: HORMONES
by emily dick December 31, 2008
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female hormones make them have mood swings...they can be all happy and then be moody as hell in a minute.
male hormones make guys act like total plebs, and enlargen the ego.
by miss chloe August 20, 2003
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what a prostitute does when you don't pay her!
I had sex with a hooker last night and didn't pay her. You should have heard that hormone!
by Paul J Parkinson March 25, 2005
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Short for "Pulling a Hormone." It's when an important person in a clan (Mainly a Leader) abandons their clan during a run in to save his/her own pixels.
"Man we're owning Anxiety... Wtf... Hormone just left maze and abandoned his clan... Oh well, more pixels for us!"
by Yayayababy October 19, 2009
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loud noises that a whore makes while having sex; can also be annoying noises a girl makes
dang dude i hate it when we stay in these bad hotels because we always hear hormones.
by Christian Harper February 01, 2008
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