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An breakfast consisting of warmed oats and water... quite tasty! its not a pussy you pervs!
Mom can I have oatmeal for breakfast
by miss peeniz biznatch November 08, 2003
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Breakfast consisting of rolled whole-grain oats boiled in water, you goddamn faggots. Its not sex or gay sex or oral sex or any of this bullshit you dumb fucking faggots!
I ate Oatmeal for breakfast.
by T4C January 17, 2005
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Derion: I've been itching lately. I think I have AIDS.
Mariah: Awww, would you like some oatmeal?
by Thatsexychicwithoatmeal January 07, 2013
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oat⋅meal /ˈoʊtˌmil, -ˈmil/ Show Spelled Pronunciation oht-meel, -meel –noun

1. meal made from ground or rolled oats.
2. a cooked breakfast food made from this.
3. a girl who has had sexual intercourse with at least three members of Omega Alpha Tau.
After Josh and Ben had their way with Carin, Mike Brewer utilized the reverse cowgirl position to close her out and complete the oat-meal.
by Big Don Kolich March 26, 2009
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