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hob knobbler

Once used as just a word for sucking dicks, now has turned into your average replacing of idiot. You will use this word without even thinking of penises or faggotry, only to eventually realize that this is the actual intended use. This word was pioneered and developed in the early days of 2009.
by H.M. Murdock July 18, 2014
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Hob-Knobber

Some who tries to appear famous, or wants to be famous
She is such a Hob-Knobber! She will never be famous.
by Omg Lambo January 12, 2010
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hob knobber

by Anonymous March 19, 2003
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hob knobber

When you have a 2 guys and one guy puts his fingure up ur ass, the other one sticks his nice long dick in ur pussy
god i love you be apart of this hob knobber
by Anonymous April 11, 2003
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Hobknobbery

Generally spoken through a pipe or clenched teeth (much believed to resemble speaking through a pipe), this language is generally spoken only in the wealthiest of mansions and most highbrow of country clubs. Most braggarts learn Hobnobbery in order to maintain status among the rich and self-centered. It is believed that this language was created in order for one to be heard over anther's own self loving thoughts, for when dealing with a society when each feels that they are better than everyone around them, you must sound like you are in fact truly better that the person to whom you are speaking in order for them to pay you any mind.

Unfortunately no examples of this language can be posted for it is only a spoken language generally passed down from father to son. Women aren't generally taught this language, however, that has not stopped many women form learning it. This being a solely spoken language, the best way to describe it is "impeccable English with much emphasis on at least one word per sentence and generally a British sounding accent, all spoken as though one has a pipe in their mouth (for the greatest men have always smoked pipes), and with much projection for the true sound of this language can not be heard without proper posture.
Many of the wealthiest of nobles and the most "proper" of millionaires in North America and Europe as well as parts of Asia speak Hobknobbery.
by Net Flux July 12, 2011
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Hobknobber

A person who lights their cigarettes on a gas cooker
Going to buy my uncle a packet of lighters. He's got permanently singed eyebrows - the fucking hobknobber
by NebCRasbit June 10, 2020
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hobnobbler

One who partakes in jackassery.

One who nobbles hobs.
I broke up with him because he was a total hobnobbler.
by Whtyugyyyu January 24, 2016
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