hobnobbler

One who partakes in jackassery.

One who nobbles hobs.

I broke up with him because he was a total hobnobbler.

by Whtyugyyyu January 24, 2016

Hornhobbler

Derived from the root words Horn (noun

1. one of the bony, permanent, hollow paired growths, often curved and pointed, that project from the upper part of the head of certain ungulate mammals, as cattle, sheep, goats, or antelopes.

2. a similar growth, sometimes of hair, as the median horn or horns on the snout of the rhinoceros, or the tusk of the narwhal.

) and Hobble (verb (used with object)

1. to cause to limp: His tight shoes hobbled him.

2. to fasten together the legs of (a horse, mule, etc.) by short lengths of rope to prevent free motion.

3. to impede; hamper the progress of).

Hornhobbler - One who hobble's (impedes or prevents the free motion) the Horn (synonym for the male genetilia) of another.

- The term originally described the physical act of covering another's genetilia with clothing, blankets, etc. This physical action is also known as the "Junk Dunk".

- Over time, however, it grew to be a metaphor for one who prevents another from getting laid and is synonomous with a Cock Blocker.

Man, I was just about to take that blonde home until that hornhobbler came along and chased her off.

I don't necessarily agree with public nudity, but that hornhobbler just resheathed the beast!

I am glad the hornhobbler was around to pull Jim's pants back up after he passed out in the restroom.

You are such a hornhobbler!

by Sgt. Cheeks September 27, 2011

hobnobbery

the act of hobnobbing. associating with some one familiarly.

Lance returned to his table after conversing with many different patrons at the bar, his friend Carl said "your hobnobbery makes you look like an asshole."

by jacobL November 19, 2007

Hognobber

Someone who hogs most of the girls then later shows them his nob.

Guy 1... DUDEE those girls are looking fine
Guy 2... I would totally get on them expect for that hognobber

by thatlameandsarcasticegirl April 24, 2016

hobgobbler

A glutton. One who wolfs down food in a virtuosic or beastly manner.

Takeru Kobayashi is such a hobgobbler. How the hell can a 172- pound Japanese man down 49 hot dogs?

Get your face outta the pudding, you hobgobbler!

by someone took my name =| May 6, 2006

hobgobbler

A glutton.

One who gormadizes, acts like a piggy, or has a tendency to wolf down food in a virtuosic or uncontrollable manner.

That hobgobbler sure knows how to clean his plate. Jeez, look at him stuff his face in that butterscotch pudding. He should go into competitive eating when he gets older.

by Insufficient Postage April 9, 2006

hobnobber

A person who is important solely because of their position within a given organization, and generally creates a fuss upon news of their impending arrival

The hobnobbers will be here in less than an hour, clean the dead rats out of the fridge!

by worldrecker December 23, 2010