hobnobbler
hobnobbler by Whtyugyyyu January 24, 2016
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Hornhobbler
Derived from the root words Horn (noun
1. one of the bony, permanent, hollow paired growths, often curved and pointed, that project from the upper part of the head of certain ungulate mammals, as cattle, sheep, goats, or antelopes.
2. a similar growth, sometimes of hair, as the median horn or horns on the snout of the rhinoceros, or the tusk of the narwhal.
) and Hobble (verb (used with object)
1. to cause to limp: His tight shoes hobbled him.
2. to fasten together the legs of (a horse, mule, etc.) by short lengths of rope to prevent free motion.
3. to impede; hamper the progress of).
Hornhobbler - One who hobble's (impedes or prevents the free motion) the Horn (synonym for the male genetilia) of another.
- The term originally described the physical act of covering another's genetilia with clothing, blankets, etc. This physical action is also known as the "Junk Dunk".
- Over time, however, it grew to be a metaphor for one who prevents another from getting laid and is synonomous with a Cock Blocker.
1. one of the bony, permanent, hollow paired growths, often curved and pointed, that project from the upper part of the head of certain ungulate mammals, as cattle, sheep, goats, or antelopes.
2. a similar growth, sometimes of hair, as the median horn or horns on the snout of the rhinoceros, or the tusk of the narwhal.
) and Hobble (verb (used with object)
1. to cause to limp: His tight shoes hobbled him.
2. to fasten together the legs of (a horse, mule, etc.) by short lengths of rope to prevent free motion.
3. to impede; hamper the progress of).
Hornhobbler - One who hobble's (impedes or prevents the free motion) the Horn (synonym for the male genetilia) of another.
- The term originally described the physical act of covering another's genetilia with clothing, blankets, etc. This physical action is also known as the "Junk Dunk".
- Over time, however, it grew to be a metaphor for one who prevents another from getting laid and is synonomous with a Cock Blocker.
Man, I was just about to take that blonde home until that hornhobbler came along and chased her off.
I don't necessarily agree with public nudity, but that hornhobbler just resheathed the beast!
I am glad the hornhobbler was around to pull Jim's pants back up after he passed out in the restroom.
You are such a hornhobbler!
I don't necessarily agree with public nudity, but that hornhobbler just resheathed the beast!
I am glad the hornhobbler was around to pull Jim's pants back up after he passed out in the restroom.
You are such a hornhobbler!
Hornhobbler by Sgt. Cheeks September 27, 2011
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hobnobbery
Lance returned to his table after conversing with many different patrons at the bar, his friend Carl said "your hobnobbery makes you look like an asshole."
hobnobbery by jacobL November 19, 2007
hobgobbler
Takeru Kobayashi is such a hobgobbler. How the hell can a 172- pound Japanese man down 49 hot dogs?
Get your face outta the pudding, you hobgobbler!
Get your face outta the pudding, you hobgobbler!
hobgobbler by someone took my name =| May 6, 2006
hobgobbler
A glutton.
One who gormadizes, acts like a piggy, or has a tendency to wolf down food in a virtuosic or uncontrollable manner.
One who gormadizes, acts like a piggy, or has a tendency to wolf down food in a virtuosic or uncontrollable manner.
That hobgobbler sure knows how to clean his plate. Jeez, look at him stuff his face in that butterscotch pudding. He should go into competitive eating when he gets older.
hobgobbler by Insufficient Postage April 9, 2006
hobnobber
A person who is important solely because of their position within a given organization, and generally creates a fuss upon news of their impending arrival
hobnobber by worldrecker December 23, 2010