HOB

noun: a creepy old man (elderly one) who enjoys hitting on younger, foxy ladies. short for horny old bastard.

EWWW that HOB is totally staring at my boobs!

by PapooseGnish January 26, 2010

HOB

A British English term for the cooker rings on a gas/electric stove top. It is "hot spot" of the stove. Most Americans would refer to this area of the stove as the "eye" of the stove or simply the burner.

Place a pot of water on the HOB and bring to a boil.

Don't touch the HOB, it is hot.

by WDH-UK November 8, 2012

Hob

(adj) A hobo, slob

She is such a hob! Look at the chocolate all over her face and her trash outfit.

by countryboiiloveuahh August 18, 2019

HOB

"Hoe over Bros" Someone who chooses to go out with his hoe rather than chill with his bros.

Craig Jolly is a HOB.

by Nathan Bennell September 4, 2003

HoB

(abbv: Husband or Boyfriend)

The male version of the now popular WaG (Wife and Girlfriend). Can be used for different occasions including when feminists want an equal phrase for the male population.

Louis Walsh: Hey did you hear Sharon beats up her HoB?
Simon Cowell: Who? Do you mean Ozzy?
Louis Walsh: Yeah thats the one, Sharon is a HoB Beater!
Simon Cowell: Poor Ozzy...

by Maxctran July 8, 2009

HOB

Stands for 'Hair On Back' as stated in Californication (S03E01) by Karen (Hank Moody's wife). She was describing an ugly man she allegedly had a date with.

"...bad breath, HOB..."

by gprujansky September 19, 2009

hob

The word 'hob' is to describe something that is vulgar and disgusting, that you do not like. It can also be referred to the person feeling ill.

'This food is hob!'
I feel hob!'

by utterly-mike December 27, 2006