Hobknobber 

A person who lights their cigarettes on a gas cooker

Going to buy my uncle a packet of lighters. He's got permanently singed eyebrows - the fucking hobknobber

Hobknobber by NebCRasbit June 10, 2020

Hobknocker 

A word used to describe unspeakable things made up by wade Collins in an episode of i Carly

Carly: what is a hobknocker
Sam *whispers in carlys ear*
Carly: ew that’s gross
Sam: and illegal

Hobknocker by Heyyitsme October 23, 2019

Juicy Hobknocker 

A blowjob with relish

That was some juicy hobknocker.

Juicy Hobknocker by blackalex December 25, 2009

hobnobbery 

the act of hobnobbing. associating with some one familiarly.

Lance returned to his table after conversing with many different patrons at the bar, his friend Carl said "your hobnobbery makes you look like an asshole."

hobnobbery by jacobL November 19, 2007

Hobknocker 

A hobo who knocks on your door, waits for you to open the door, sprints into your house, steals all your food and runs out the back door

Those goddamn hobknockers stole my yoghurt!

Hobknocker by TH1RTE3N June 6, 2013

Hognobber 

Someone who hogs most of the girls then later shows them his nob.

Guy 1... DUDEE those girls are looking fine
Guy 2... I would totally get on them expect for that hognobber

Hognobber by thatlameandsarcasticegirl April 24, 2016

hobknocker 

one who masturbates in public restrooms

Sounds like theres a hobknocker in the next stall over.

hobknocker by scenesinner February 7, 2009