Hobknobbery 

Generally spoken through a pipe or clenched teeth (much believed to resemble speaking through a pipe), this language is generally spoken only in the wealthiest of mansions and most highbrow of country clubs. Most braggarts learn Hobnobbery in order to maintain status among the rich and self-centered. It is believed that this language was created in order for one to be heard over anther's own self loving thoughts, for when dealing with a society when each feels that they are better than everyone around them, you must sound like you are in fact truly better that the person to whom you are speaking in order for them to pay you any mind.

Unfortunately no examples of this language can be posted for it is only a spoken language generally passed down from father to son. Women aren't generally taught this language, however, that has not stopped many women form learning it. This being a solely spoken language, the best way to describe it is "impeccable English with much emphasis on at least one word per sentence and generally a British sounding accent, all spoken as though one has a pipe in their mouth (for the greatest men have always smoked pipes), and with much projection for the true sound of this language can not be heard without proper posture.

Many of the wealthiest of nobles and the most "proper" of millionaires in North America and Europe as well as parts of Asia speak Hobknobbery.

Hobknobbery by Net Flux July 12, 2011

hobnobbery 

the act of hobnobbing. associating with some one familiarly.

Lance returned to his table after conversing with many different patrons at the bar, his friend Carl said "your hobnobbery makes you look like an asshole."

hobnobbery by jacobL November 19, 2007

hobnobber 

A person who is important solely because of their position within a given organization, and generally creates a fuss upon news of their impending arrival

The hobnobbers will be here in less than an hour, clean the dead rats out of the fridge!

hobnobber by worldrecker December 23, 2010

Hobknockery 

The action of having sexual relations with your pets.

I've had enough of this hobknockery! Leave your pets alone you hobknocker!

Hobknockery by SamLayyJulie October 18, 2010

hobnobber 

People who are frickin' awesome but most of the time, nerdy.

ib, lolz!!!! hahhahhahahhaha beetch. "Those damned hobnobbers with their slurpees and their parking lot.."

hobnobber by hobnobber000 May 23, 2006

Hobknobber 

A person who lights their cigarettes on a gas cooker

Going to buy my uncle a packet of lighters. He's got permanently singed eyebrows - the fucking hobknobber

Hobknobber by NebCRasbit June 10, 2020

Hobnobber 

Cathy is a hobnobber but Brenda isn’t.

Cathy said she sucked his dick but she wasn’t a hobnobber. Brenda didn’t realize it was the same thing.

Hobnobber by RatFink3 July 1, 2019