Definitions by NebCRasbit

Phlamumphlamite 

A bastard's bastard

Shut it ya fuckin' phlamumphlamite

Phlamumphlamite by NebCRasbit June 12, 2020

Hobknobber 

A person who lights their cigarettes on a gas cooker

Going to buy my uncle a packet of lighters. He's got permanently singed eyebrows - the fucking hobknobber

Hobknobber by NebCRasbit June 10, 2020

Baldy Long 

A hairstyle which is reseeding on top and long at the back.

Mel Smith - one half of legendary comedy duo Smith and Jones - wouldn't have been half as funny were it not for his Baldy Long

Baldy Long by NebCRasbit June 10, 2020