Hob-Knobber
Hob-Knobber by Omg Lambo January 12, 2010
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hob knobber by Anonymous March 19, 2003
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hob knobber • hob knobbler • Hobknobbery • hobnobber • hobnobbery • hobsnobber • HOB • hob nob • Hob Job • hob gobbler
hob knobber
When you have a 2 guys and one guy puts his fingure up ur ass, the other one sticks his nice long dick in ur pussy
hob knobber by Anonymous April 11, 2003
hob knobbler
Once used as just a word for sucking dicks, now has turned into your average replacing of idiot. You will use this word without even thinking of penises or faggotry, only to eventually realize that this is the actual intended use. This word was pioneered and developed in the early days of 2009.
hob knobbler by H.M. Murdock July 18, 2014
hobnobbery
Lance returned to his table after conversing with many different patrons at the bar, his friend Carl said "your hobnobbery makes you look like an asshole."
hobnobbery by jacobL November 19, 2007
hobnobber
A person who is important solely because of their position within a given organization, and generally creates a fuss upon news of their impending arrival
hobnobber by worldrecker December 23, 2010
Hobknobbery
Generally spoken through a pipe or clenched teeth (much believed to resemble speaking through a pipe), this language is generally spoken only in the wealthiest of mansions and most highbrow of country clubs. Most braggarts learn Hobnobbery in order to maintain status among the rich and self-centered. It is believed that this language was created in order for one to be heard over anther's own self loving thoughts, for when dealing with a society when each feels that they are better than everyone around them, you must sound like you are in fact truly better that the person to whom you are speaking in order for them to pay you any mind.
Unfortunately no examples of this language can be posted for it is only a spoken language generally passed down from father to son. Women aren't generally taught this language, however, that has not stopped many women form learning it. This being a solely spoken language, the best way to describe it is "impeccable English with much emphasis on at least one word per sentence and generally a British sounding accent, all spoken as though one has a pipe in their mouth (for the greatest men have always smoked pipes), and with much projection for the true sound of this language can not be heard without proper posture.
Unfortunately no examples of this language can be posted for it is only a spoken language generally passed down from father to son. Women aren't generally taught this language, however, that has not stopped many women form learning it. This being a solely spoken language, the best way to describe it is "impeccable English with much emphasis on at least one word per sentence and generally a British sounding accent, all spoken as though one has a pipe in their mouth (for the greatest men have always smoked pipes), and with much projection for the true sound of this language can not be heard without proper posture.
Many of the wealthiest of nobles and the most "proper" of millionaires in North America and Europe as well as parts of Asia speak Hobknobbery.
Hobknobbery by Net Flux July 12, 2011