knobbler

A contraction of the word knob gobbler. A person who performs fellatio

Diana is Shah's knobbler.

by Bob'syeruncle January 11, 2009

knobbler

the reverse equivalent of a "motorboat".

A person accepts a mans soft genitals into their mouth and vigorously shakes their head back and fourth while producing various sounds from the throat; used to prepare a man for (oral) sex.

"I just couldn't get in position so she suggested a knobbler to get the process started. Within moments I was ready for her"

by anonymous2587 November 19, 2013

cop knobbler

One who purchases and drives a used police vehicle because he's an asshole; particularly one who gets a motorcycle and wears an "official" looking helmet to go along with his cheap, crooked aviator sunglasses and cheesy, porn mustache.

All of a sudden this patrol car pulls right up on my ass, I start shoving the buds in my mouth and chewing like crazy - then I realize he's just a fuckin' cop knobbler! ... so I ran him off the road.

by thedalailummox September 1, 2010

cob knobbler

A woman (or man, whatever submerges your submarine) who gives awful blow jobs. The name originates from Cobzeus, the Norwegian goddess or corn shucking, who once treated Hermes' penis as a cob of corn.

Yeah, Julia Roberts is really hot, but i heard she was a cob knobbler. And anyways, she's a homewrecker, and she's not hot.

by Hanzeus September 29, 2003

gob knobbler

One who: knobbles gobs

Someone knobbling a gob... ie. that Jeff sure is a real gob knobbler

by Matt from that Christmas party, remember...ya you do....you used to be pretty December 25, 2007

Cobb Knobbler

1) A cocksucker. (insult)

2) A member of the X-Cops.

1) My differential equations profession is such a fucking cobb knobbler.

2) I'll tell ya punks, the name's Cobb Knobbler
Satanic Nazi, Weenie gobbler
I was in the 'Nam, now I'm on the lam
Joined up with the X-Cops, kickin' ass and porkin' chops

by Doc Sigma March 8, 2004

Cock Knobbler

One who, when given the oppurtunity, will instantly dive on any object shaped remotely like the male penis and proceed to fuck him/herself with said object

Man, look at that guy fuckin' that telephone... what a cock knobbler

by Cj55 October 18, 2008