hipocrocapig

Very ugly woman who looks like Anne Widecombe would look if her face had been set alight and the flames put out with a shovel

I must have been pissed last night i ended up with a real hipocrocapig

by Gaz September 3, 2003

Hippocrocapig

A female who is not atractive at alll, used in the same context as "Moose".

Strewth, she's a right hippocrocapig! I would need to drink Belgium to go to bed with her!

by Not a Mullha November 5, 2006

Hippocrocapig

A woman who would be described as having a 'nice personality'. In reality she's just in danger of being harpooned.

Jeez man, tell me you didn't. She's a hippocrocapig! I wouldn't touch her with yours!

by EddyEinstein January 27, 2011

hippocrocopig

A Hippocrocopig is a another name for a person, male or female who is regarded as overweight like a hippopotomous as ugly as a crocodile and has the habbits of a pig.

Lisa Riley and Vanessa Feltz are the closest celebraties to be a Hippocrocopig

by daaaaannnnnn July 26, 2006

Hippacrocapig

A very, very, very, unattractive person, with a very discraceful personality. This person is not pleasant to look at and is generally of a similar weight to an aircraft carrier.

Rosie O'Donnell is such a hippacrocapig

by Dan G November 15, 2004

hippocrocopig

A young lady with an aversion to salad, someone with glandular problems. Looks like burnt lego after the "Ugly Toybox" fire of 1998.

Any woman who has rebuffed your advances.

"That Vanessa Feltz, what a hippocrocopig... my nizzle etc."

by Jabo January 16, 2004

Hippocrocopig

An unusual creature in that it only comes in female version. Typically found in cheap nasty holiday resorts, the Hippocrocopig is around 5 ft 6 inches both high and wide and is has unusual features, namely gross ugliness, arse like a waterbuffallo, stomach that sticks out twice as far as breasts, few teeth and extremely bad breath.The hippocrcopig is a scavenger praying on vulnarable middle aged men, chewing them up, spitting them out leaving them both traumatised and bewildered.

'A group of hippocrcopigs is as PIKs or Pigs in Knickers. Hippocrocopigs are typically found in large numbers at The Ugly Bird Ball

by xocet November 14, 2011