Hippocrocapig

A female who is not atractive at alll, used in the same context as "Moose".

Strewth, she's a right hippocrocapig! I would need to drink Belgium to go to bed with her!

by Not a Mullha November 5, 2006

Hippocrocapig

A woman who would be described as having a 'nice personality'. In reality she's just in danger of being harpooned.

Jeez man, tell me you didn't. She's a hippocrocapig! I wouldn't touch her with yours!

by EddyEinstein January 27, 2011

hippocrocapig

Really, really, REALLY ugly woman.

Word comes from a theoretical cross between a hippopotamus, a crocodile and a pig. Do the math, she's a bit rough.

My mother in law is a right hippocrocapig.

by Caffy July 28, 2008

hippocrocopig

A Hippocrocopig is a another name for a person, male or female who is regarded as overweight like a hippopotomous as ugly as a crocodile and has the habbits of a pig.

Lisa Riley and Vanessa Feltz are the closest celebraties to be a Hippocrocopig

by daaaaannnnnn July 26, 2006

hippocrocadillapig

A hippocrocadillapig is a term used to describe an extremely ugly person.

"oh man, look at that hippocrocadillapig over there, someone ought to put a bag over its head"

by dude an the missus August 21, 2006

Hippacrocapig

A very, very, very, unattractive person, with a very discraceful personality. This person is not pleasant to look at and is generally of a similar weight to an aircraft carrier.

Rosie O'Donnell is such a hippacrocapig

by Dan G November 15, 2004

hippocrocopig

A young lady with an aversion to salad, someone with glandular problems. Looks like burnt lego after the "Ugly Toybox" fire of 1998.

Any woman who has rebuffed your advances.

"That Vanessa Feltz, what a hippocrocopig... my nizzle etc."

by Jabo January 16, 2004