maikha

stupid nerdy ass who like rick 4 life luvs to eat shit and lik shit

eat shit maikha

by jabo June 10, 2004

linkmy

A versatile expression capable of adopting any other meaning from context. A metasyntactic variable if you will.

"Oy Tezric, pass me that... er... linkmy off the shelf."

by Jabo January 16, 2004

tartar

Take a tartar, a dump, a crap.

My friend always used this term, for more than 20 years. His Irish family used the term. It's one of those that when you hear it used, you know exactly what it means. I never thought to ask where he got it. Maybe from Steak Tartare?

by jaBo December 08, 2013

yourarss

Can be used to express cynical disbelief or scepticism when an offer seems too good to be true.

"One day son, all this will be yours, and a big tin bucket full of airmiles too."

"yourarss."

by Jabo January 19, 2004

som

teenage gangsta...jessica alba's boyfrend

oi jessy babe wanna fuk

by jabo June 10, 2004

chuck one off

To engage in a solitary bout of onanism, to punish percy in the palm. To ask for a date with Mrs Palm's five lovely daughters.

"Ey up son, gonna chuck one off while I watch?"

"Sod off Mr Jackson."

by Jabo June 11, 2006

air miles

An imaginary reward of an unspecified nature. Often used as a precursor to an attempted stitch up.

"Keep this up bonny lad and I can promise you a place on the board, and all the Air Miles you can eat."

"Oh cheers mate. By the way, whose P45 is that you're filling in?"

by Jabo January 19, 2004