hippocrocopig

A young lady with an aversion to salad, someone with glandular problems. Looks like burnt lego after the "Ugly Toybox" fire of 1998.

Any woman who has rebuffed your advances.

"That Vanessa Feltz, what a hippocrocopig... my nizzle etc."

by Jabo January 16, 2004

sominator

i killed bill

they call him.......the sominator

by jabo June 10, 2004

som

teenage gangsta...jessica alba's boyfrend

oi jessy babe wanna fuk

by jabo June 10, 2004

air miles

An imaginary reward of an unspecified nature. Often used as a precursor to an attempted stitch up.

"Keep this up bonny lad and I can promise you a place on the board, and all the Air Miles you can eat."

"Oh cheers mate. By the way, whose P45 is that you're filling in?"

by Jabo January 19, 2004

tartar

Take a tartar, a dump, a crap.

My friend always used this term, for more than 20 years. His Irish family used the term. It's one of those that when you hear it used, you know exactly what it means. I never thought to ask where he got it. Maybe from Steak Tartare?

by jaBo December 08, 2013

gazric

A word like tezric for somebody's name, but usually someone a bit cleverer

"Got any snout, Gazric?"

by Jabo January 15, 2004

yourarss

Can be used to express cynical disbelief or scepticism when an offer seems too good to be true.

"One day son, all this will be yours, and a big tin bucket full of airmiles too."

"yourarss."

by Jabo January 19, 2004