A Hippocroccapig is someone whose self-esteem is so heartbreakingly low that they’ll still go home with the messiest drunk at the club. Lonelier than a deep sea fisherman and craving human touch so much that they’ll sacrifice all of their little remaining dignity. Waking up next to that drunken fiend is their life blood. Rarely self titled, more likely to be identified by friends of said drunken fiend as they drag them across the dance floor and out of the fire exit doors never to be seen again. Until next week at least.
There’s probably a Steve Irwin episode about them somewhere.
You should’ve seen the absolute hippocroccapig that my pisshead mate went home with last night
A Hippocrocopig is a another name for a person, male or female who is regarded as overweight like a hippopotomous as ugly as a crocodile and has the habbits of a pig.
LisaRiley and Vanessa Feltz are the closest celebraties to be a Hippocrocopig
A very, very, very, unattractive person, with a very discraceful personality. This person is not pleasant to look at and is generally of a similar weight to an aircraft carrier.
TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."