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Hippocroccapig

A Hippocroccapig is someone whose self-esteem is so heartbreakingly low that they’ll still go home with the messiest drunk at the club. Lonelier than a deep sea fisherman and craving human touch so much that they’ll sacrifice all of their little remaining dignity. Waking up next to that drunken fiend is their life blood. Rarely self titled, more likely to be identified by friends of said drunken fiend as they drag them across the dance floor and out of the fire exit doors never to be seen again. Until next week at least.

There’s probably a Steve Irwin episode about them somewhere.
You should’ve seen the absolute hippocroccapig that my pisshead mate went home with last night
Hippocroccapig by Owlix May 3, 2023

Hippocrocapig 

A female who is not atractive at alll, used in the same context as "Moose".
Strewth, she's a right hippocrocapig! I would need to drink Belgium to go to bed with her!
Hippocrocapig by Not a Mullha November 5, 2006

Hippocrocapig 

A woman who would be described as having a 'nice personality'. In reality she's just in danger of being harpooned.
Jeez man, tell me you didn't. She's a hippocrocapig! I wouldn't touch her with yours!
Hippocrocapig by EddyEinstein January 27, 2011

hippocrocopig 

A Hippocrocopig is a another name for a person, male or female who is regarded as overweight like a hippopotomous as ugly as a crocodile and has the habbits of a pig.
Lisa Riley and Vanessa Feltz are the closest celebraties to be a Hippocrocopig
hippocrocopig by daaaaannnnnn July 26, 2006

Hippacrocapig 

A very, very, very, unattractive person, with a very discraceful personality. This person is not pleasant to look at and is generally of a similar weight to an aircraft carrier.
Rosie O'Donnell is such a hippacrocapig
Hippacrocapig by Dan G November 15, 2004

hippocrocopig 

A young lady with an aversion to salad, someone with glandular problems. Looks like burnt lego after the "Ugly Toybox" fire of 1998.

Any woman who has rebuffed your advances.
"That Vanessa Feltz, what a hippocrocopig... my nizzle etc."
hippocrocopig by Jabo January 16, 2004