A Hippocroccapig is someone whose self-esteem is so heartbreakingly low that they’ll still go home with the messiest drunk at the club. Lonelier than a deep sea fisherman and craving human touch so much that they’ll sacrifice all of their little remaining dignity. Waking up next to that drunken fiend is their life blood. Rarely self titled, more likely to be identified by friends of said drunken fiend as they drag them across the dance floor and out of the fire exit doors never to be seen again. Until next week at least.
There’s probably a Steve Irwin episode about them somewhere.
You should’ve seen the absolute hippocroccapig that my pissheadmate went home with last night
A Hippocrocopig is a another name for a person, male or female who is regarded as overweight like a hippopotomous as ugly as a crocodile and has the habbits of a pig.
LisaRiley and Vanessa Feltz are the closest celebraties to be a Hippocrocopig
A very, very, very, unattractive person, with a very discraceful personality. This person is not pleasant to look at and is generally of a similar weight to an aircraft carrier.
Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the USCoast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.