by Stone Island wearing non chav November 3, 2005
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There’s probably a Steve Irwin episode about them somewhere.
There’s probably a Steve Irwin episode about them somewhere.
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by Not a Mullha November 5, 2006
Get the Hippocrocapig mug.A woman who would be described as having a 'nice personality'. In reality she's just in danger of being harpooned.
by EddyEinstein January 27, 2011
Get the Hippocrocapig mug.A Hippocrocopig is a another name for a person, male or female who is regarded as overweight like a hippopotomous as ugly as a crocodile and has the habbits of a pig.
by daaaaannnnnn July 26, 2006
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Rosie O'Donnell is such a hippacrocapig
by Dan G November 15, 2004
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Any woman who has rebuffed your advances.
Any woman who has rebuffed your advances.
by Jabo January 16, 2004
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