hermest

the whitest black boy you will ever meet....also looks like franklin the turtle

girl: "do you know hermest?"
friend: "yeah, the one that looks like franklin the turtle?"

by billionaire boys club December 12, 2016

Hermes Staffing

When two dudes take their flaccid penises, ziptie them together, wait for them to become fully erect, then proceed to have sexual intercourse with another individual.

Bro you down for some hermes staffing later in the quad?

by Gr33n Man August 10, 2017

hermes-spermies

When your little sperm dudes out run your girls pregnancy pill/ plan b for that ultra sound photo finish.

“My dudes got some Hermes-spermies congrats dad ha”

by chHAad January 8, 2021

hernesto

The gorgeous Latino pool boy your upper-middle class husband is obviously cheating on you with.

looks like Todd's off to 'Florida' again to fuck that twinky Hernesto again as if I don't know he's doing it.

by bossihavecancer June 28, 2016

Hermes Hermes

A synonym for Gucci that means cool, wonderful, good, and awesome

Thing #1: do you want to go to mall?
Thing #2: Hermes Hermes

by Hermes Hermes October 29, 2019

Hermes

Hermes (Mercury) is the son of Zeus.

Hermes is the messenger of the gods.

by ♫ Highway to Hell ♫ August 4, 2010

hermetitheistic

adj. When one surrounds him/herself exclusively with those of similar religious beliefs to the extent that he/she begins to confuse baseless faith with proven knowledge.

The pastor leads such a hermetitheistic life that it's almost impossible for his new neighbor to to make smalltalk with him.

by Captain Drag-Ass May 3, 2009