hermest
hermest by billionaire boys club December 12, 2016
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Hermes Staffing
When two dudes take their flaccid penises, ziptie them together, wait for them to become fully erect, then proceed to have sexual intercourse with another individual.
Hermes Staffing by Gr33n Man August 10, 2017
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hermes-spermies
When your little sperm dudes out run your girls pregnancy pill/ plan b for that ultra sound photo finish.
hermes-spermies by chHAad January 8, 2021
hernesto
looks like Todd's off to 'Florida' again to fuck that twinky Hernesto again as if I don't know he's doing it.
hernesto by bossihavecancer June 28, 2016
Hermes Hermes
Hermes Hermes by Hermes Hermes October 29, 2019
Hermes
Hermes by ♫ Highway to Hell ♫ August 4, 2010
hermetitheistic
adj. When one surrounds him/herself exclusively with those of similar religious beliefs to the extent that he/she begins to confuse baseless faith with proven knowledge.
The pastor leads such a hermetitheistic life that it's almost impossible for his new neighbor to to make smalltalk with him.
hermetitheistic by Captain Drag-Ass May 3, 2009
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Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
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After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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