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Hermes Staffing

When two dudes take their flaccid penises, ziptie them together, wait for them to become fully erect, then proceed to have sexual intercourse with another individual.
Bro you down for some hermes staffing later in the quad?
Hermes Staffing by Gr33n Man August 10, 2017

hermes-spermies

When your little sperm dudes out run your girls pregnancy pill/ plan b for that ultra sound photo finish.
“My dudes got some Hermes-spermies congrats dad ha”
hermes-spermies by chHAad January 8, 2021

Hermsen One-Piece 

A one piece bathing suit consisting of only the top piece and nothing on the bottom. Can also be wearing a bra and no panties. Can be used in any situation where a top is on and nothing is covering below the waist, bottomless.
"Hey check out that chick over there in the waves. She's bangin!"
"Yea and she's rockin a Hermsen One-Piece so we got a looksie at that bare ass!"

Hey did you see that Harold and Kumar movie with the bottomless party where every girl was rockin a Hermsen One-Piece?
Hermsen One-Piece by Tan Brobias September 26, 2010

Hermes Hermes 

A synonym for Gucci that means cool, wonderful, good, and awesome
Thing #1: do you want to go to mall?
Thing #2: Hermes Hermes
Hermes Hermes by Hermes Hermes October 29, 2019
Hermes (Mercury) is the son of Zeus.
Hermes is the messenger of the gods.
hermes + amazing. If your pronounce hermes in hermesing, it sounds like amazing.
Born this way video = hermesing.
hermesing by Heather Harkness March 15, 2011