Messenger 

Best invention ever invented

Mike: Whats MSN Messenger?
Girl: Just go fuck yourself

Messenger by mysterious_writa September 25, 2004

Messenger Puppet 

1 - A non-virtual, real world equivalent of a sock puppet.
2 - A non-virtual, real world equivalent of a proxy.

"Either you have a very lacking scholarly grasp of the applicable laws in this matter (which I find unlikely considering (various matters)) or following your "meeting" with the partners were simply acting as their messenger puppet on (date). "

Messenger Puppet by Wink Dinkerson January 21, 2006

Messenger Chicken 

When you are using a messenger application, and you're typing something. You see your friend start to type and out of politeness erase your comment to allow him to continue.

He then does the same when he sees you typing, and you're stuck in a game of Messenger Chicken.

It's best resolved by just typing an lol or smiley face.

I was talkin to Jenny last night but we got held up for like 3 minutes playing Messenger Chicken.

Messenger Chicken by SteelerfaninPeru January 10, 2012

messenger breakdown 

The type of breakdown the consists of random "machine gun" fire guitar bursts that are accompanied by a double bass drum and bass guitar for a deep and heavy effect. This type of breakdown is usually found in types of metalcore/hardcore music. The August Burns Red album "Messengers" relies on these breakdowns very heavily, hence the name "messenger breakdown". These breakdowns usually cause the crowd to either headbang in one fluid motion, or spawn huge mosh pits.

"The new August Burns Red album doesn't have that many messenger breakdowns in it"
"The breakdown at the end of Symphony in Peril's "Stilletto" is epic, but it's no messenger breakdown"
"All hardcore music should have at least one messenger breakdown to be considered moshpit ready"
August Burns Red's "Up Against the Ropes" 0:35-1:02 is just one example.

messenger breakdown by Not Our Tomorrow August 13, 2009

Messenger Bag

A purse

Man 1- "Hey! This messenger bag is way better than a backpack!"

Man 2- "That is a purse"

Man 3- "I agree"

Man 2- "It is pretty heterosexual!!!"

Man 1- "Darn!"

Messenger Bag by Boutros Boutros Boutros Ghali October 7, 2009

Messenger ADHD 

Having multiple messenger tabs for contacts open for example: Facebook, MSN messenger, Yahoo messenger ect. Thinking that you are concentrating on all at the same time, but kind of not following all the conversations.

Jeesh! John just typed me something completely out of context what we were discussing, I think it might have been meant for one of his other messenger tabs...he's suffering from messenger ADHD.

Messenger ADHD by pastryplease December 25, 2009

messenger slang 

Weird acronyms computer geeks come up with to make an illusion that they're fast typers

Clearly Sane: Stop using messenger slang, im blocking you!

Computer Fag: omg, wtf y would u do dat!

messenger slang by benormous September 19, 2005