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N. A ho-dunk little town located in Oregon. Home of the first Shari's restaurant.
Dude, I went to Hermiston, and there was nothing there; seriously.
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Hermiston Oregon is the Largest city in Eastern Oregon. Home of about +20,000 people. Over 50% of the population is Mexicans. Hermiston is known for their watermelons. Although Hermiston has a gang problem with over 20 hispanic and african american gangs in the region. Most popular gang is the Surénos located behind Eastide Market.
Hey, Im from Hermiston
Well thats where all the mexicans are from!
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Small town in Oregon with nothing. Home of the Bull Dogs, and a bunch of mexicans.
Known for the Umitilla county fair, and their large production of watermelons.
This town is good for nothing except Slurpees and boys who cheat on their girlfriends.
Pendleton is the rival of Hermiston, and P-town is better in every way.
Where are you from?
Hermiston, Oregon.
Oh wow, that sucks.
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Small town located in Northeastern Oregon. Known for it's watermelons, the first Shari's restaurant, and numerous Asian and Mexican Restaurants. Not known for much else. Full of stoners who think they are smarter than they really are. Typical IQ levels of the average citizen are around slightly below average although they think they are much higher. Residents tend to not realize that they live in a bubble so to speak and are not friendly to outsiders, or anything out of the ordinary. 90% Republican. Large majority of women are welfare queens who live in delusion and narcissism while the large majority of men are in prison or cheating on their significant others. The lingering smell of dust and feces greets and says goodbye whenever you leave the area. According to a realistic myth, STD's are relatively common. Majority of citizens believe everything on Facebook.
Person 1: "Hey, I hail from Hermiston!
Person 2: "That's like being the smartest kid with Down Syndrome!"
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