twinky

The ultimate, pre-packaged, snack-cake. Completely lacking any form of nutrition, it consists of a "golden-sponge cake" injected with a "creamy filling".

It is hard to say what the actual contents are of this trailer park delicacy, neither would i want to know (ignorance is bliss).
The only food that could withstand a nuclear holocaust, it has the amazing ability to stop up your colon for days if eaten in excess.
Dude you gotta cut down on those twinkys.
by snorpitts August 06, 2011
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An asian who acts like a white person, hangs out with white people, dresses like a white person, etc. Basicly, yellow on the outside, white on the inside. Used as an insult
That Micheal, what a twinky he is!
by who ate my peanuts December 10, 2004
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a party slut who just can't keep her mouth shut and freaks out because she can't hold her alcohol
"that twinky bitch bit my knob"
by Tyler Frost March 24, 2005
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A 10 year old trapped in a skinny 21 year old's body. He is very youthful, spontaneous and everybody loves having around, unless there is something seriously wrong with you.
Uh, that is so Twinky.
by vokio January 20, 2007
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A Person Who Is Dressed Like You
As In A Twin Way
Or best friends
Manuel:Yeah Dereks my twinky for Twinky Day
by SeleneMurderScene January 24, 2008
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Damn, that bitch is twinky.
by urmom February 17, 2005
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a nigger who i white on the inside; a nigger who acts white
Derek acts so white, he's such a twinky
by humza June 07, 2004
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