twinky 

The ultimate, pre-packaged, snack-cake. Completely lacking any form of nutrition, it consists of a "golden-sponge cake" injected with a "creamy filling".

It is hard to say what the actual contents are of this trailer park delicacy, neither would i want to know (ignorance is bliss).
The only food that could withstand a nuclear holocaust, it has the amazing ability to stop up your colon for days if eaten in excess.

Dude you gotta cut down on those twinkys.

twinky by snorpitts August 6, 2011

Twinky 

adj;
An INSANE female, usually Caucasian. Someone who has not one but TWO twinkles in their eyes due to their high degree of social insanity, someone so over obsessed with an estranged lover that they become oblivious to their actions and consequences of their actions. Prone to fits spontanious crying,screaming, violent fits of rage or any emotional outburst at work, restaurants, traffic or any public place without sign or warning.
Can usually be found on the internet in singles chatrooms or have singles profiles on dating websites. Will come off as overly sexual possibly even agressive and enticing but will become posessive and demanding after intercourse. Has been known to call 8, 9, 15 or more times per day and will show up at your home or work un announced if ignored.
VERY, VERY hard to get rid of. Lacks any shame or accountability.

Greg: OMG, did you see Erin this morning?

Chuck: No, what did "Twinky" do this time?

Greg: That crazy bitch has been parked out front all night. This shit's starting to creep me out. You remember that movie where the chick boiled the rabbitts?

Chuck: Dude, that's it -- we need to have a house meeting
Dave REALLY needs to stop fucking these crazy internet chicks at the house. Not cool.

Twinky by Gonz8 March 24, 2008

twinky 

An asian who acts like a white person, hangs out with white people, dresses like a white person, etc. Basicly, yellow on the outside, white on the inside. Used as an insult

That Micheal, what a twinky he is!

twinky by who ate my peanuts December 9, 2004

Twinky 

A stupid ,shallow white female, who gets jealous whenever she sees an Asian female with a white guy.

Gosh! she is twinky, Its my business if I go out with an Asian girl.

Twinky by Redthread September 11, 2010

Twinky 

twinky: slang for 20...can be used in street sales for drugs.. also can be refering to 20 inch rims

I need to get a twinky from you dawg

did you get that twinky sack?

damn look at those twinkies on that ride!

Twinky by (Anwar ) Plan-A-Emcee May 19, 2005

Twinky 

The sexual act of finishings on your partners chest and then giving your partner a chest bump

dude I gave my girlfriend a twinky last night but afterwards we had to clean up my entire room

Twinky by BetaSixNine April 15, 2011

twinky 

a party slut who just can't keep her mouth shut and freaks out because she can't hold her alcohol

"that twinky bitch bit my knob"

twinky by Tyler Frost May 13, 2005