hemoroid

you're fucking make my ass hemoroid!
by tara and grace June 27, 2004
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small hemoroid

A worm like vein that pops out of your butthole during times of stress and constipation
That damn small hemoroid keeps rearing its ugly head.

Harry stole the preparation H because he was embarrassed to buy it
by turkeydurkey February 11, 2015
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