hemoroid
hemoroid by tara and grace June 26, 2004
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small hemoroid
That damn small hemoroid keeps rearing its ugly head.
Harry stole the preparation H because he was embarrassed to buy it
Harry stole the preparation H because he was embarrassed to buy it
small hemoroid by turkeydurkey February 10, 2015
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Hemmoroids
This commercial for topical anus jell misspelled the word "Hemorrhoids" as "Hemmoroids." Can't they get their shit together, already? Fuck retards who can't spell a medical word correctly.
Hemmoroids by Bad C dev February 28, 2021
hemaroid hitman
Angie: My ass is still killig from last night.
Louise: Why? what did you do you dirty cow?
Angie: David rammed me all night, i thik he might be gay. He's a total hemaroid hitman.
Louise: Why? what did you do you dirty cow?
Angie: David rammed me all night, i thik he might be gay. He's a total hemaroid hitman.
hemaroid hitman by Bam Voyage June 21, 2008
Hemroid
A hemroid is a swollen blood vessel. It might bleed and cause a bad case of rectal bleeding. If you do have a hemroid, buy a hemroid specialized cream, I think they sell them at pharmacies and stores.
Hemroid by Ultraf0xDictionary June 6, 2014
Hemroid
Hemroid by CAT_MARK_1 January 11, 2008
humoroid
1. A unit of measurement used to determine the quality of a joke.
2. The increased level of amusement that you feel at a particular time.
2. The increased level of amusement that you feel at a particular time.
1. Hmmm that was pretty funny, Tim. I'd give it 7 humoroids out of 10.
2. Oh this joke is peaking, I feel another humoroid coming along.
2. Oh this joke is peaking, I feel another humoroid coming along.
humoroid by Cunninleongus April 22, 2009
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