hemoroid

when your ass is annoyed

you're fucking make my ass hemoroid!

by tara and grace June 26, 2004

small hemoroid

A worm like vein that pops out of your butthole during times of stress and constipation

That damn small hemoroid keeps rearing its ugly head.

Harry stole the preparation H because he was embarrassed to buy it

by turkeydurkey February 10, 2015

Hemmoroids

A mispelling of the word "Hemorrhoids."

This commercial for topical anus jell misspelled the word "Hemorrhoids" as "Hemmoroids." Can't they get their shit together, already? Fuck retards who can't spell a medical word correctly.

by Bad C dev February 28, 2021

hemaroid hitman

A guy who loves to have anal sex, this can be with gay or straight couples if you think about it..

Angie: My ass is still killig from last night.

Louise: Why? what did you do you dirty cow?

Angie: David rammed me all night, i thik he might be gay. He's a total hemaroid hitman.

by Bam Voyage June 21, 2008

Hemroid

A hemroid is a swollen blood vessel. It might bleed and cause a bad case of rectal bleeding. If you do have a hemroid, buy a hemroid specialized cream, I think they sell them at pharmacies and stores.

Kris took a poo and his hemroid popped and started bleeding out like a wound from a bullet.

by Ultraf0xDictionary June 6, 2014

Hemroid

Basically, a swollen blood vessel on your ass.

The hooker put my hemroid between her teeth, and popped it like a fruit gusher.

by CAT_MARK_1 January 11, 2008

humoroid

1. A unit of measurement used to determine the quality of a joke.

2. The increased level of amusement that you feel at a particular time.

1. Hmmm that was pretty funny, Tim. I'd give it 7 humoroids out of 10.

2. Oh this joke is peaking, I feel another humoroid coming along.

by Cunninleongus April 22, 2009