Hemmoroids 

A mispelling of the word "Hemorrhoids."

This commercial for topical anus jell misspelled the word "Hemorrhoids" as "Hemmoroids." Can't they get their shit together, already? Fuck retards who can't spell a medical word correctly.

Hemmoroids by Bad C dev February 28, 2021

peaches.hiv.hemmoroids 

peaches.hiv.hemmoroids is a tiktok account that went live and did nothing.

peaches.hiv.hemmoroids is a flop

peaches.hiv.hemmoroids by kazp.wap November 12, 2021

hemroids 

n. Small abrasions on the anus which cause severe disorientation in the nervous system causing the patient to become severly angry.
slang. Used to say someone is mad

dude ur dad has the fucking roids

hemroids by roids masta August 25, 2003

hemroids 

when ur intestines hang out ur ass and cause alot of pain

damn that hemroid i had hurt i think i passed out from the ass pain

hemroids by beaner August 7, 2004

hemmorhoid 

Person who is annoying or difficult to the point of being a pain in the ass; an annoying person whose presence unwanted to the extreme

My mother-in-law is a hemmorhoid and difficult to treat with anything approaching civility.

hemmorhoid by Bert Homecky August 12, 2006

hemroids 

The things that dangle off of Daddy's ass and bleed when he takes a shit.

Sure, son, I'd love to go to your baseball ga-OH MY HEMROIDS!

hemroids by Schecter August 19, 2006

pokes my hemorroids! 

The direct opposite of rocks my socks.

'Avril Lavigne, Jamster and the New Mini all poke my hemorroids.'

pokes my hemorroids! by Stephen W. Thomas July 12, 2005