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Hemorrhoid

1) noun: A swollen varicose vein in or around the anus, rectum or sigmoid colon;
2) adjective: A person who's both useless, and a major pain in the ass, in the most obnoxious of ways. They fall beneath the level of "asshole," because an asshole has some function, at least. A hemorrhoid just gets in the way of your life and causes pain for no reason.
1) I can't sit at all due to this golf-ball of a hemorrhoid in my ass.
2) Jeff is just a total hemorrhoid, that useless shitsack of a dickweed.
Hemorrhoid by Phuqit November 22, 2011

Hemorrhoid

that dude is a hemorrhoid
Hemorrhoid by dhar woman July 7, 2022

Hemmoroids 

This commercial for topical anus jell misspelled the word "Hemorrhoids" as "Hemmoroids." Can't they get their shit together, already? Fuck retards who can't spell a medical word correctly.
Hemmoroids by Bad C dev February 28, 2021

human hemorrhoid

Someone who causes severe mental pain or extreme mental itching and can cause mental bleeding to the people around him and the more you try to help him the worse he is.
That bipolar craphead is a human hemorrhoid when he's off his meds. Give him a chill pill quick for all our sakes!
human hemorrhoid by chezo July 22, 2009

hemorrhoid miner 

Man them hemorroid miners love to wear them assless chaps.
hemorrhoid miner by Phtchnce January 5, 2005

hemaroid hitman

A guy who loves to have anal sex, this can be with gay or straight couples if you think about it..
Angie: My ass is still killig from last night.

Louise: Why? what did you do you dirty cow?

Angie: David rammed me all night, i thik he might be gay. He's a total hemaroid hitman.
hemaroid hitman by Bam Voyage June 21, 2008