Hemdroid

When someone plays with their Droid smartphone so much that it might as well be stuck up their ass

Person 1: Did Carla show you her new Droid?

Person 2: *groan* More like Hemdroid. She won't shut up about it and hasn't put it down.

by douchebo baggins March 7, 2010

Hemdroid

A noun which is a portmanteau of "hemorrhoid" and "Android."

A "hemdroid" is when an Android device shits the bed. If your Android phone suddenly dies and won't turn on, it is having a "hemdroid."

"I just tried to use my smart-phone and it won't turn on unless I take out the battery and then put it back in. I think it has a hemdroid!"

by Steafan August 26, 2013

Hemdroid

A Hemdroid is a hardcore Android fan who gets itchy, red and irritated every time Apple releases a new product that competes with their sacred droid device. Most hemdroids spend their time trolling Apple announcements bashing Apple fans. This is also referred to as "hemdroidal flare up".

Man, I was trying to learn about the features of the new iPhone, but the hemdroids were like locust!

by TheSodaKid September 18, 2014

hemaroid hitman

A guy who loves to have anal sex, this can be with gay or straight couples if you think about it..

Angie: My ass is still killig from last night.

Louise: Why? what did you do you dirty cow?

Angie: David rammed me all night, i thik he might be gay. He's a total hemaroid hitman.

by Bam Voyage June 21, 2008

Hemroid

A hemroid is a swollen blood vessel. It might bleed and cause a bad case of rectal bleeding. If you do have a hemroid, buy a hemroid specialized cream, I think they sell them at pharmacies and stores.

Kris took a poo and his hemroid popped and started bleeding out like a wound from a bullet.

by Ultraf0xDictionary June 6, 2014

Hemroid

Basically, a swollen blood vessel on your ass.

The hooker put my hemroid between her teeth, and popped it like a fruit gusher.

by CAT_MARK_1 January 11, 2008

hemroids

n. Small abrasions on the anus which cause severe disorientation in the nervous system causing the patient to become severly angry.
slang. Used to say someone is mad

dude ur dad has the fucking roids

by roids masta August 25, 2003