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A hemroid is a swollen blood vessel. It might bleed and cause a bad case of rectal bleeding. If you do have a hemroid, buy a hemroid specialized cream, I think they sell them at pharmacies and stores.
Kris took a poo and his hemroid popped and started bleeding out like a wound from a bullet.
by Ultraf0xDictionary June 06, 2014
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to sport a boner, fly the sail at full mass, rock hard, etc.
"I had a lot of cartoon characters that used to get me sexually aroused as a kid... The female reindeer from the Rudolph claymation series, when I was in preschool, I used to be bricked up watching that shit." -Jack Harlow
by real_philly February 11, 2020
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Basically, a swollen blood vessel on your ass.

The hooker put my hemroid between her teeth, and popped it like a fruit gusher.
by CAT_MARK_1 December 28, 2007
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n. Small abrasions on the anus which cause severe disorientation in the nervous system causing the patient to become severly angry.
slang. Used to say someone is mad
by roids masta August 25, 2003
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when ur intestines hang out ur ass and cause alot of pain
damn that hemroid i had hurt i think i passed out from the ass pain
by beaner August 07, 2004
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A driver that will not get off your ass.
I sure am glad that hemroid turned off, I was tired of him riding my ass.
by heminow? May 18, 2007
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The things that dangle off of Daddy's ass and bleed when he takes a shit.
Sure, son, I'd love to go to your baseball ga-OH MY HEMROIDS!
by Schecter August 19, 2006
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