humoroid

1. A unit of measurement used to determine the quality of a joke.

2. The increased level of amusement that you feel at a particular time.

1. Hmmm that was pretty funny, Tim. I'd give it 7 humoroids out of 10.

2. Oh this joke is peaking, I feel another humoroid coming along.

by Cunninleongus April 22, 2009

Humoroin

A sense of humor so addicting you need it all hours of every day

He's like heroin, Humoroin, his humor is so addicting...

by Futureghst-MJC March 31, 2011

humorcide

Death by humor or an act of dieing froma funny event.

Yesturday my friend died of humorcide because he forgot to turn off the laughing gas.

by AK Downfall May 28, 2010

Homoroid

1- A hemorrhoid that likes other hemorrhoids of the same sex.

2- A hemorrhoid that you get from a lot of homosexual activities.

3- A gay droid.

1- You wanna let our homoroids get together sometime?

2- Dude, fuck. I got a homoroid from Tom Cruise.

3- Guy who works at wal-mart in 2050: Is that gonna be all for you tonight?

Gay guy in denial: Hey, just so you know, I'm buying this for my gay cousin's birthday!

by homoroid_lover2000 February 10, 2010

hemoroid

when your ass is annoyed

you're fucking make my ass hemoroid!

by tara and grace June 26, 2004

small hemoroid

A worm like vein that pops out of your butthole during times of stress and constipation

That damn small hemoroid keeps rearing its ugly head.

Harry stole the preparation H because he was embarrassed to buy it

by turkeydurkey February 10, 2015