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hellascope 

When a telescope is beyond outrageously cool.
That is a hella cool hellascope, my man!
hellascope by Dr Bunnygirl April 4, 2019

Hellacious Plop 

A shit when it feels almost as if your shitting out a broken glass and tobassco sauce cocktail. The burning remains for up to 10 mins afterwards.
*clinching asshole* boys...that was one hellacious plop
Hellacious Plop by JamesHC September 4, 2006

hellacommute 

An unreasonably long distance commute for work. Derivative of the Northern California word hella. The opposite of telecommute.
Dude: "I bought a house in Livermore but I still have to drive to The City for work every day..."
Dude's Friend: "Dude, I'd rather shoot myself than be stuck with that hellacommute!"
hellacommute by Jasper Ray March 13, 2008

hellaciously 

When it's not just crazy its HELLA crazy.
"dude work tonight was hellaciously insane!!"
hellaciously by EmergencyRoomKidd November 21, 2018

hellatosis 

(hella'toe`sis) v. Breath so bad it must be from Hell. Beyond Halitosis.
Example 1
Jay: Hey Dave, did you smell Rick's breath yesterday? It was so bad it could have literally melted the paint off a '65 Mustang... From the PRESENT day.
Dave: Dang! That sounds like he must've had some BAD Hellatosis.
Jay: Sounds? You mean smells.
Dave: What? You mean that's not a pile of dead bodies of rotting in the hot sun somewhere?
Jay: If somewhere is in Rick's mouth... then yeah.

Example 2
Robert loves smoking cloves and doesn't care if it smells like a smoldering piss soaked carpet being blown out a butt-hole to other people. He's completely unaware of his hellatosis that can bring a man to his knees, double over and up-chuck his lunch until next tuesday.
hellatosis by auditus maximus December 9, 2008

hellachopter 

That gay ass thing people call in after they get seven kills without dying in Call of Duty 4.
Luvs2Splooge: O Shit the enemy called in the hellachopter
IrGhey: It's all right, we've got DingusSquatford on our side; he once got 14 kills within twelve seconds, called in a hellachopter and then knifed it out of the sky. HE'S A TANK!
hellachopter by Gayron January 24, 2008