Skip to main content

hedgerton

A person with hair similar to a hedgehog
Stupid Hegertons in that corner over there
by David Richardson February 26, 2005
mugGet the hedgerton mug.

Edgerton Protest

A "protest" that occurred at Edgerton High School which was against bullying but in reality was because of a cat fight. The "protest" consisted of scumbags, idiots, swagfags, and the most ironic part, bullies. The people here either just wanted to skip school, friends of the girl who was in the cat fight, or they were oblivious to the truth behind the protest. After the protest people started posting on Facebook about it either saying the protest was a bunch of crap (the smart ones) or a bunch of idiots who were whining because the majority of the school thought they were idiots.
*Conversation heard while watching the Edgerton Protest*

Person 1: Look at those idiots out there freezing... this is all about the cat fight anyways!

Person 2: Yeah I know...

Idiot: Umm some of those people are my friends and this is fighting bullying!

Person 1: Then why aren't you out there?

*Minute Bell rings*

Idiot: Oh got to go to class! Sorry *flees*
by Person229 December 9, 2012
mugGet the Edgerton Protest mug.

A BUSTLE IN YOUR HEDGEROW

"A bustle in your hedgerow," the enigmatic line in Led Zep's "Stairway To Heaven" classic, has mystified music mavens for decades. Hopefully, the following will sprinkle a scintilla of elucidation and edification upon this cryptic conundrum.

A hedgerow is a hedge that surrounds many estates in Britain.

Bustle, or noise or activity, used in this sense, means a disturbance close to home. Something's happening in your world!

It's just a spring clean for the May Queen.

Spring cleaning is an old domestic ritual cleaning meant to do away with the troubles of the past year and prepare for the coming year, and often includes disposing of old, useless things that have been lying around.

The May Queen was a maiden chosen by a village to represent the hopes and potential for the coming year. She was a symbol of beauty, spring and new beginnings.

So here, as an analogy, the lyric refers to getting rid of old and outdated systems in order to allow progress to occur.

OR it can refer to menarche, or the first menstrual cycle, signifying that a girl is coming of age.

OR, it could mean that you have a fuckin' bee in your bonnet!
No example needed.
by weave January 8, 2004
mugGet the A BUSTLE IN YOUR HEDGEROW mug.

hedgerow grumble

British schoolboy term for a stash of porn found under a hedgerow. It is an ancient custom in Britain that once a jazz mag has come to the end of its life, the owner shall place it under a hedgerow so that it may be adopted by a new one.
Timmy: "Whacko Roger! Hit the blimmin' jackpot last night!"
Roger: "Oh do tell!"
Timmy: "Yes, found some cracking hedgerow grumble down Dale Lane!"
Roger: "Cripes! Better make sure your housekeeper doesn’t find it or there'll be no sherbet fountains for you, ho ho!"
by Wizards Sleeve June 9, 2005
mugGet the hedgerow grumble mug.

helperton

A person, usually a coworker, who's offering unsolicited and undesirable help, being more of a nuisance than a source of actual help.
That helperton insisted on bagging my groceries, and he put all of the heavy frozen foods in a single paper bag which ripped apart as I was carrying it out.
by boyziggy June 25, 2017
mugGet the helperton mug.

hedgerow

A row of hedges. Sometimes replace a fence.
If there's a bustle in your hedgerow, don't be alarmed now. It's a just a spring clean the May queen.
by JimmyJohnJohnRobert May 13, 2005
mugGet the hedgerow mug.

Edgerton, WI

Town of Rock County in southern Wisconsin. Birthplace of some of the most brilliant, fun, and quirky people on planet Earth.
Rock County Edgerton Southern WisconsinEdgerton, WI
by crazydandelion March 8, 2009
mugGet the Edgerton, WI mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email