A person, usually a coworker, who's offering unsolicited and undesirable help, being more of a nuisance than a source of actual help.
That helperton insisted on bagging my groceries, and he put all of the heavy frozen foods in a single paper bag which ripped apart as I was carrying it out.
by boyziggy June 25, 2017
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My workout went crazyy today because me and some guy I met at the gym last week did some hypertonic osmosis last night.
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Hellertown Pennsylvania
by Hunnn1996 January 27, 2018
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1: A.k.a: a point where you can't hear it even with audio amplification.
1: A.k.a: a point where you can't hear it even with audio amplification.
by Noobinthetrash February 20, 2023
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